I'm seeing a lot of great quotes from one of the best Futurama episodes. Keep it up!

 

"The spirit is willing...but the flesh is spongy and bruised.."

"I never thought I'd die like this...BUT I ALWAYS HOPED!"

"9...10...A big fat hen...named Bender."

"I really should do something...buuuut I am already in my pajamas..."

"You win again, gravity!"

"Use the beeps!"

"No Leela, brain make people smart..."

"Come on girdle...hold....hold....UGH!"

"Heh, yeah I did do the nasty in the pasty."

"Yes - except the Dave Mathews Band does not rock."

"Ah! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!"

 

i dont know i never really got into futurama..

 

"This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive."

"Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan."
"You know Zapp Brannigan?"
"Let's just say we've crossed paths."
"Was that before or after you slept with him?"

"Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch."
"I'll get the powder, sir. "

"Prepare to enter... The Scary Door"

"You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. "

"You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission. "

"We're whalers of the moon. We carry a harpoon. But there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune!"

"Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history! "

"Um, Leela, Armondo and I are going to the back seat of his car for coffee."

"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"

 

oh gawd...here he goes with the quotes...haha

 

"Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!"

"Oh, now I'll need a fake ID to buy ultra-****. "

"Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No..."

"So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?"
"Yes."
"Man, tough call."

"You're just jealous."
"No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid."

"All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness"

Aaand I'm spent for now.

 

you guys missed the best

 

"You know, when I was captain, all I asked from my men was their complete devotion - if I had that, they could sit around all day and drink beer in their underpants."
"Beer...?"
"Underpants...?

 

"snoo snoo'd by the beautiful women of Amazonia, then by the large women, then by the petite women, then the large women again"

 

HAHAH! I forgot the snoo snoo episode, that was classic!

 

Don't forget the "past nastification"

 

"I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?"
"Whose blood?"
"Eh, some guy's."

"Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?"
"Shut up and get to the point!"