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Funny FBI Story
So I'm taking an American Politics class and my teacher is a Lawyer. One of her great friends is the head of (or super high up in) the FBI in San Francisco.
So they are on Pier 39 and pass the shop that sells embroidered shirts, hats, etc. and in the window is one that says "FBI" and my teacher said she was just praying her friend didn't notice it, but she did.
Her friend goes inside and asks to see the FBI hat and the clerk hands it to her and says he can put FBI on ANYTHING she wants. He says he can embroider anything on anything (he's doing this without the consent of the owners of what he's embroidering). She doesn't say anything to him but within 5 minutes the FBI is there arresting the owner and boarded the place up.
So they are on Pier 39 and pass the shop that sells embroidered shirts, hats, etc. and in the window is one that says "FBI" and my teacher said she was just praying her friend didn't notice it, but she did.
Her friend goes inside and asks to see the FBI hat and the clerk hands it to her and says he can put FBI on ANYTHING she wants. He says he can embroider anything on anything (he's doing this without the consent of the owners of what he's embroidering). She doesn't say anything to him but within 5 minutes the FBI is there arresting the owner and boarded the place up.
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haha, we gave our teacher crap for her friend calling in a swarm of FBI agents. We went "so how much did that cost me rather than just telling him to stop?"
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Shows what happens when you mouth off to a stranger, ya never know who you are messing with! They probably would have let it go if the dude just played dumb.
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Yeah, I think she could have just had the local PD come in rather than the FBI, I don't think that was completely necessary.
Heck, it could have meant any of these:
Acronym Definition
FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation (US government)
FBI Faith Based Initiatives
FBI Fachbereich Informatik (German: department for computer science)
FBI Farm Bureau Insurance
FBI Forbrukerinspektørene
FBI Feedback Information (3GPP)
FBI Food Borne Illness
FBI First Baltic International
FBI Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity (motto, Federal Bureau of Investigation)
FBI Full Blooded Italians (pro wrestling)
FBI Full Blooded Indian
FBI Full Blooded Italian
FBI Federation of British Industries
FBI Frontier Booking International (Hollywood, CA, USA)
FBI Famous But Incompetent (common slang used by militia groups)
FBI Female Body Inspectors (gaming group)
FBI Flowers By Irene (Simpsons)
FBI Fluidized Bed Incinerator
FBI Food & Beverage Institute (Culinary Institute of America)
FBI Full Blooded Irish
FBI Feedback Inhibition
FBI Forbidden Planet International
FBI Full Blooded Ilocano (Philippines from Big Island of Hawai'i)
FBI Firm Believer in Islam
FBI Fiji Born Indian
FBI France Britain Ireland (band in Swords, Co. Dublin, Ireland)
FBI Force by Intelligence (gaming clan)
FBI Foliar Browse Index
FBI Funny Business Incorporated (Danish website)
FBI Frank's Breakfast Inn (fictional, Adventures In Odyssey)
FBI Fungi, Bacteria, and Invertebrate
FBI Force, Magnetic (B field), Current (I)
FBI Fungi, Bacteria and Insects
FBI Ferrous Basic Integral (coating thickness gages on steel, ferrous substrates)
FBI Future Business Intercommunications Limited
FBI Funny, Beautiful, Intelligent
FBI Federal Building Industries Company LLC (Dubai, UAE)
FBI Fubu Bodywear Incorporated
FBI File Based Inserting
FBI Fenerbahce Incorporated (football team in Turke
Acronym Definition
FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation (US government)
FBI Faith Based Initiatives
FBI Fachbereich Informatik (German: department for computer science)
FBI Farm Bureau Insurance
FBI Forbrukerinspektørene
FBI Feedback Information (3GPP)
FBI Food Borne Illness
FBI First Baltic International
FBI Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity (motto, Federal Bureau of Investigation)
FBI Full Blooded Italians (pro wrestling)
FBI Full Blooded Indian
FBI Full Blooded Italian
FBI Federation of British Industries
FBI Frontier Booking International (Hollywood, CA, USA)
FBI Famous But Incompetent (common slang used by militia groups)
FBI Female Body Inspectors (gaming group)
FBI Flowers By Irene (Simpsons)
FBI Fluidized Bed Incinerator
FBI Food & Beverage Institute (Culinary Institute of America)
FBI Full Blooded Irish
FBI Feedback Inhibition
FBI Forbidden Planet International
FBI Full Blooded Ilocano (Philippines from Big Island of Hawai'i)
FBI Firm Believer in Islam
FBI Fiji Born Indian
FBI France Britain Ireland (band in Swords, Co. Dublin, Ireland)
FBI Force by Intelligence (gaming clan)
FBI Foliar Browse Index
FBI Funny Business Incorporated (Danish website)
FBI Frank's Breakfast Inn (fictional, Adventures In Odyssey)
FBI Fungi, Bacteria, and Invertebrate
FBI Force, Magnetic (B field), Current (I)
FBI Fungi, Bacteria and Insects
FBI Ferrous Basic Integral (coating thickness gages on steel, ferrous substrates)
FBI Future Business Intercommunications Limited
FBI Funny, Beautiful, Intelligent
FBI Federal Building Industries Company LLC (Dubai, UAE)
FBI Fubu Bodywear Incorporated
FBI File Based Inserting
FBI Fenerbahce Incorporated (football team in Turke
So I'm taking an American Politics class and my teacher is a Lawyer. One of her great friends is the head of (or super high up in) the FBI in San Francisco.
So they are on Pier 39 and pass the shop that sells embroidered shirts, hats, etc. and in the window is one that says "FBI" and my teacher said she was just praying her friend didn't notice it, but she did.
Her friend goes inside and asks to see the FBI hat and the clerk hands it to her and says he can put FBI on ANYTHING she wants. He says he can embroider anything on anything (he's doing this without the consent of the owners of what he's embroidering). She doesn't say anything to him but within 5 minutes the FBI is there arresting the owner and boarded the place up.
So they are on Pier 39 and pass the shop that sells embroidered shirts, hats, etc. and in the window is one that says "FBI" and my teacher said she was just praying her friend didn't notice it, but she did.
Her friend goes inside and asks to see the FBI hat and the clerk hands it to her and says he can put FBI on ANYTHING she wants. He says he can embroider anything on anything (he's doing this without the consent of the owners of what he's embroidering). She doesn't say anything to him but within 5 minutes the FBI is there arresting the owner and boarded the place up.

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thats messed up man. we all need to make a living. we all need food. yea it was not right of them to embroider FBI logo like that, but do you really have to jack up their whole life for it? jeez.
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