Funniest story I have heard all year.
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Funniest story I have heard all year.
And I feel kinda bad about laughing about it, but anyway...
A friend of mine has a brother who is developmentally disabled. The kid is huge. Like 6'5", 280lbs.
So his parents leave him home and go out to dinner and a movie; a regular occurrence. He calls them on their way from dinner to the movie.
Son calls back in about an hour.
Son calls back 15 minutes later.
At this point the father hears yelling and banging in the back ground. They get up and rush home. When they get there sure enough, there is banging and screaming coming from the closet and the son is parked, back to the door, in front of the closet.
They open the door...
and there is a little person in there. He is pissed. He had been in the closet for close to 3 hours. Evidently, he was a census worker and when the son answered the door, he freaked out, grabbed the guy and shoved him in the closet.
Apparently, the kid has been watching the Lord of the Rings movies constantly for the past couple of months.
x11,000,000,000
A friend of mine has a brother who is developmentally disabled. The kid is huge. Like 6'5", 280lbs.
So his parents leave him home and go out to dinner and a movie; a regular occurrence. He calls them on their way from dinner to the movie.
Son - "Dad, you HAVE to come home NOW!"
Dad - "What is it son, are you okay?"
Son - "Dad, (whispers) I caught a troll"
Dad - "No you didn't. We'll be home in a couple of hours."
Dad - "What is it son, are you okay?"
Son - "Dad, (whispers) I caught a troll"
Dad - "No you didn't. We'll be home in a couple of hours."
Son - "Dad, I caught a troll and I put him in the closet. He's trying to get out. You HAVE to come home."
Dad - "You did not catch a troll. Stop calling. We're in the movie. We'll be home in an hour."
Son - "Okay, I will keep him in the closet until you get home, but hurry."
Dad - "You did not catch a troll. Stop calling. We're in the movie. We'll be home in an hour."
Son - "Okay, I will keep him in the closet until you get home, but hurry."
Son - "Dad he is really pissed. He is banging on the door. YOU HAVE TO COME HOME, NOW!"
Son - "See, I told you."
and there is a little person in there. He is pissed. He had been in the closet for close to 3 hours. Evidently, he was a census worker and when the son answered the door, he freaked out, grabbed the guy and shoved him in the closet.
Apparently, the kid has been watching the Lord of the Rings movies constantly for the past couple of months.
Dad - "Son, that was not a troll."
Son - "Oh, I know, I meant a dwarf."
Son - "Oh, I know, I meant a dwarf."
x11,000,000,000
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