so in addition to the no-handwasher's club, I have a new freak to add to my list.

This security guard (african american or dark-skin arab) was in the bathroom shaving his head/neck/face at lunch. F R E A K! Do that shiz at home!! ! !!

I did NOT check to see if he had shaved off his eyebrows, but I wouldn't be surprised. Glad to work at an equal opportunity employer

 

I've got the "Boogie Man" working here. This guy violently snorts his snot into his throat and then proceeds to hack and loogie it out into his trash bin. I haven't found out who it was at work, I've only heard it - and it's damn disgusting to listen to. Next to the Boogie Man is the Boogie Woman... this girl constantly chokes on her own boogers or something and happens to cough and hack them out a mere few seconds after. Disgusting.

 

That guy should be spitting in the sink or toilet, then flushing it. If he leaves it in the trash bin, then the bin is teeming with germs and bacteria.

 

When I worked at Adobe during my first tour there was this college graduate who worked for us... She put a futon in her office, which is cool cuz some people do that, whatever... But I soon came to realize that she lived at Adobe! I guess she was homeless and used the showers and such at the downstairs gym... slept on her futon. This went on for like 2 months btw.

 

I f'ing HATE that... When people do that snorting thing and don't spit it out and swallow it instead. *barf*

Some people have ZERO class.

 

Oh, speaking of which... My nasty *** friend had a sinus infection or something for a couple of weeks... He was grossed out by swallowing the nasal drip or whatever, so he'd spit into a garbage can in his room... Lets just say that 2 weeks worth of snot is NASTY... So nasty that I'm getting kinda nauseous thinking about it. Anyway, I went into his bathroom and grabbed a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide and poured the entire thing into his garbage can... The chemical reaction was crazy... It instantly foamed up and overflowed the garbage can and made a crazy sizzle sound.

Yeah, one of the lower moments of my life. Oh, and there was blood mixed in with the snot btw.


Ug... why did that memory have to be rehatched?! WHY!?

 

I used to contract at a drug-delivery company in Mountain View. My cube neighbor was this old lady practically about to retire. Every once in awhile she'd let out a fartlet. Never went to the restroom to do it nor did she ever say "Excuse me."

Two months before I left she was laid off. They gave her a generous termination package so she was still there when I left.

 

At least she wasn't brewing a biohazard in her trash can!

 

about ten years ago I worked at a pizza place where a guy got fired, on his way out he pulled out his junk and pissed all over the dough and toppings. We had to close the place down for the rest of the night. To this day the greatest exit Ive ever seen in my life.

 

dood, I fart all the time at work. I try to position myself so it isn't too loud, but sometimes it just rips man.

The spitting thing I can agree with, but some people are more gassy then others. Plus when you get over 40 or 50 you have a more difficult time with those muscles and they just fly out when ever.

If you don't want this to happen to you, do do it in the poop shoot.

 

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's the way to do it if you get fired for an illegitimate reason.

Did they just fire him for no reason?

 

I sit in the cube next to the most disgusting guy.

He's a British guy, probably like 150lbs over weight. He's maybe in his 30's but looks much older. Doesn’t take care of him self at all. He's been sick the last two years he's worked here. Constantly hacking up a lung. He's on the phone all day long with venders coughing like crazy. The guy has got some serious stuff wrong with him.

Sickest thing is he told me he has a "Furry Fetish" Basically gets off by dressing up as an animal. Like they had on CSI that one time.

 

The restroom is where the freaks come out in my office.

The worst ones are the "...uh.....uh.....uhhhhh.........." KABBOOOMMM!!!!! dumps

....and of course the dirty bastads that dont use *** gaskets. I mean for gods sake at least pretend to rustle the sanitary gaurd!

 

rofl, oh man I ran into one of those this week. Kinda hard standing there taking a leak and not bust out laughing. I felt pretty bad for the poor guy.

 

this one women at my work curls up into a ball and stares at her shoes the whole time for her break.