After a year or so of him making me the butt of every joke and playing little jokes on me, I decided it was time to strike back.

He was over at my house and I was making chocolate milkshakes (had it all pre-set), when he wasn't looking, I took two full bars of Ex-lax (24 squares, dosage is 1-2 squares!) and tossed it into his milkshake... I made sure the shake wasn't too large so he'd drink it all.. Sure enough he takes it down, though he did mention that something tastes different, but he said it was good regardless (The ex-lax chocolate is actually pretty good, lol)...

Now I just had to sit and wait until it took effect. The box says it usually works in about 24 hours or less, so he could blow at any time... It was about 5 hours later in which he said he was going to go home because he had a stomach ache... I acted all sympothetic and told him to call me in the morning, it seemed like he was in a good amount of pain. Whoooops! Apparently too much ex-lax can cause intestinal cramping which is what most likely he had...

Anyway, I get a call from him today just before noon and he tells me he stayed home from work because he's had the most explosive craps about every hour... I asked for fun if he had been constipated at all?, and he replies with "yes" I nearly lost it right there. He said he couldn't sleep because it felt like he had to crap but it wasn't coming out... but in the morning sometime the dam was broken and all hell broke loose in his ***

As funny as this is, I KINDA, and I really mean KINDA feel bad that he had to miss work, but he has a bunch of PTO saved up so its not a big deal...

Do you guys think I should tell him that I did that and have him get revenge on me? Or should I stay as the silent assassin? If I tell him, he'll most def take his jokes up a notch, but I could play the old "I finally got you back, we're even" card, or I can 1up him every time he does a prank on me... Pranks are fun and all, but I always end up taking it to a new level and then someone gets mad...

I was going to butter up his kitchen floor next time I was over there, but he has a roommate and I don't think she would appreciate falling face first onto the kitchen floor... But I could let her in on it so she knows... We'll save that for next time just in case he goes overboard... With my last prank he doesn't even know it was a prank which is why it got the "Silent Assassin" rating.


What do you guys think? Stay as the silent assassin? Admit I did it and open the gates of prank hell and 1 up him after every prank he does so he'll finally stop? Perhaps there are other options that I'm not seeing... Help a BAIC brotha' out! I know there are pranksters here!

 

... another reason why I should not look at i-club while in class...

Well done Daniel.

I say remain silent... but continue with the milkshakes every once in a while and let him figure it out on his own...

 

lol...i bet it was like the scene on dumb and dumber..i say tell him and continue the war

 

I don't know....revenge can be very satisfying. But, are you ready to take the pranking to the next level?

 

If you're worried about him getting back at you it's best not to tell him. If he's the prankster that you say he is if you tell him it'll give more of a reason to pick on you and get back at you. If I was you I'd take jourdanwithu's advice and keep giving him the milk shakes until he figures it out.

 

if he does it back to you just don't get mad that you can't make it to work for a day.

 

let the prank all begin!

 

Open those flood gates and prepare for the Great Prank War!


At my signal, unleash Hell.

 

Yeah, you reap what you sew Daniel. Pranks are all fun & well, like moving someones car around the corner while they are napping.

Get ready for some human liquids in your next beer...

 

The prank isn't as fun unless you tell him it was you, then you can laugh at him in his face.....but there will be retribution

Where I used to work (Concrete Delivery Yard), there was a driver who would basically grab all of the chocolates and not leave any during holidays etc whenever someone brought in See's candies or choc covered macs.

One day my supervisor got a box of xlax, shaved the writing on the top so it looks like a chocolate candie and put them on a plate.

The driver comes in for his order, grabs a huge handful and runs out to go deliver the load(pun intended). About an hour or so later, he comes back from his delivery and runs straight to the bathroom.

 

Fess up and smile like the Cheshire cat in his face. Hell, dance a little jig to rub it in. Maybe some fingerpointing in his face if you think it won't cause the revenge to be too wicked...

 

man I wish I can do that to my co worker.bastard steals lunch yet denies it even tho he got caught a couple of times already.

 

never reveal the power of the darkside unless you are ready to take any circumstances from him

I voted to be ninja because for the damage you've done, that is ultimate!

 

god...someone did that to me before...i got him back but i didnt notice it because the same day, i had pho with chunks of htosauce in it.

 

haha you must admit to it.... thats half the fun... the look on someones face when youve "gotten em good"!

but yeah...id be scared of what was coming your way later!