So if the fart sprayed the officer then battery?

 

My butttocks. Does your butttocks?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

hahaha..i heard about this on 105.3fm, kinda sucks but at the same time, anytime farts are involved it makes the story more funny

 

That cop is just being an a-hole. The guy asked him if he could go to the bathroom and the cop denied it. What you'd expect if dude is about to have an explosion....! lol...Dave Chapelle said it best..."Mud Butt" "Doo-Doo Smells Worst"

 

he should've used a silencer.

 

oops, I just insulted and provoked myself

 

I batter every hour then!

 

Every half hour?? Dude, cut back on the Guinness! Beer farts FTL!