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Old Sep 25, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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Farting on Officers = Battery?!

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DUI suspect who farted at police officer charged with battery

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Article Launched: 09/25/2008 11:27:55 AM PD

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. ? A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted
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being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."
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Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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wtf!?
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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that sucks...i fart on people all the time.
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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hahahaha taking things a little to far
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by kyoung05
****ing bull****...

If he didn't touch the officer, then he shouldn't be charged with battery.

DUI, definitely, but battery!??!!
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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But farting on people is like hating on washed out celebrities- soooo much fun that it never goes out of style.
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battery doesnt have to be touching.

you can spray water on somebody and its technically battery.


im not saying i agree with this charge, it is BS
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:39 PM
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Well a battery is just an unwanted "touching." I guess you could argue that the "gas" touched the officers against their will. Kind of a stretch if you as me though...
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Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:41 PM
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haha reminds me of

"Tom Green Assault with Butter" LOL
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Old Sep 25, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by joltdudeuc
****ing bull****...

If he didn't touch the officer, then he shouldn't be charged with battery.

DUI, definitely, but battery!??!!
Seriously! Battery?

I wonder how many of my farts have been in an insulting or provoking nature
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 05:34 PM
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wow, this is worse than that article about a cop pressing charges because his burger was too salty.
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 05:45 PM
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Damn can you imagine the judges reaction when he hears this crap, not to mention the court gallery and defense lawyer PWhahhahahhahah
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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but di they do chemical test on the officer to see if the gas actually had touched him. what a bunch of retards
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 10:15 PM
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just wow....
imagine if he had burped?
assault with a deadly weapon?
gay
Old Sep 25, 2008 | 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by flatline
battery doesnt have to be touching.

you can spray water on somebody and its technically battery.


im not saying i agree with this charge, it is BS
yup, or spitting. so i guess all bodily fluids are considered battery?



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