Farting in the Hood
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I'd love to see a variation of this.... "Farting in the Country Club" just to see how polar opposite the reactions would be... I bet not one person would actually say a word to him to his face.
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This is funny... They trip if he farts but if he were to whip out some drugs or beer it would be different lol.
If I were to do that around my friends they'd yell 'DOOR ****" and start kicking my *** haha. Oh childhood games.
If I were to do that around my friends they'd yell 'DOOR ****" and start kicking my *** haha. Oh childhood games.
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the other night at the gym some musty @ss dude got on the treadmill next to me. i must have gave him a wtf look before i moved to another treadmill because he seemed to make it a point to try to work out next to me after at the weights. i had brussel sprouts that night and i let a nasty one loose and it hit him like a brick wall. he still gave me dirty looks but he kept his distance.
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I was on the treadmill the other night a this chick let one slip while working the shoulder press machine. I've never seen someone turn so red so quickly. I just smiled at her and said, "Don't push too hard."
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Some dude started smoking upwind of me and my then-girlfriend at bus stop once (we were on vacation in another state, hence the bus haha), and she absolutely hates 2nd hand smoke. She asked me to try to do something about it, so I just leaned my upper body toward her (thus lifting my *** towards the smoking man), I let out a Not-So-Silent-But-Very-Deadly (we had Mexican that night). Less than 5 seconds later, the guy got up off the bench and went outside of the little bus stop shack. My ex cracked up for the next twenty minutes and gave me a wonderful reward that night. 
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