HAHAHAHAHAHA thats so ***ing funny LOL



this thread is awesome, keep them coming AHAHHAH

 

I gots one !

Disneyland is no fun when you let a silent one and it back fires on you while walking and wetness spurts just enough to burn your *** as you go find a restroom, then you are all messed up due to the burn and scrared tissue on yer butt while walking to the restroom,,..... lol.

like a true macho you go for your human instincts and try anything to comfort the situation.

So you try and get the underwear to go between your cheeks to wipe it and be comfy till you find a restroom but getting the underwear inbetween unnoticed is an ART !!!!

 

You're really going to be in trouble when she decides to retaliate. Chick farts can rival dog farts in the room-clearing and paint-peeling departments. And they're REALLY good at rectal ventriloquism so you never know where it came from.

-Bis

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the department store aisle farting escapades. A friend of mine considers this a sport. Grocery store, department store... CompUSA... doesn't matter. He cruises the aisles, looking for potential targets. Once he acquires a suitable target (guys with their girlfriends are usually his favorite prey), he'll browse through the products on the asile while cautiously approaching his victims. When within range, the predator will wait until the mark has turned his / her / their back(s) and begin to move away before launching an all-out colonic air burst in their vicinity. He will then continue to browse the products on one side or the other as if nothing has happened, completely ignoring any reaction the target(s) may have. Very very funny.


-Bis

 

church, why do people fart in church why? sooooooooooooo rude...

there is no air circulating in church daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

 

this is by far the best forum i have ever seen.
me and my friends got a game, just 2 points for them, 3 points if you smell them. mind you this is in the gym, oh yeah. rutheless.

 

That is the best ever! hahaha

Anyone ever notice how your farts seem to trail out of your butt even 10 sec after you farted?

 

my old time favorite is when you let one loose and all you get is a "POK" sound and although it is very minimal it very potent and even you cant stand it..

LMAO

 

quiet part of a play. Needless to say, the rest of Cabaret sucked.

 

I just farted like 6 times in a row, and it sound like a rap song.

 

nice nice thread hahaha....

i accidently let one loose in the gym while i was doing the ab roller...sucks since your legs are up in the air and you cant do ne thing muffle it....good thing my gf was next to me...she just started cracking up...oh wells...i try to be more careful when i am on that machine...

 

One time I was taking an exam in class. It was silent so I couldn't let it go. I had to silence it somehow, so I just tilted my body to one side so one of the cheeks were only touching the chair. Worked like a charm!

 

I got a new one,

I was in the (10 hr flight) plane and walked from front to rear while releasing the potent gas !!!! I then walked to the otherside and looked at the area that just got hit. LMAO.. they never knew what hit em.

back now from vacation !

gino

 

yea it is...or cuppies will do the same.fart in quiet places such as a library.

 

good thing i wasnt on that plane, lol....and they recirculate the air in planes too, dont they welcome back gino...did you go to back to the homeland (PI) like Riggs....i'm going in June for a wedding

- daniel