"For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son, that whoever may believe in him may not perish, but have eternal life."

John 3:16

 

I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fu*k with me, I'll kill you all.
-Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

 

"If you are good at something, never do it for free" (YES, that was the joker lol)

 

If you want something done, do it yourself.

 

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***, and I'm all out of bubble gum".
-They Live

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-H.L. Mencken

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"when the power of love is greater than the love of power, the world will know peace"

 

For those of you that are living above your means:


"Money is a wonderful servant, but a horrible master" - Paul Shepard

 

Eh, I have it everywhere I go

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

and from the movie

"Happiness only real when shared."

 

"when life gives you lemons, you paint that **** gold" -Atmosphere

annnnd

"gold jacket green jacket who gives a ****" - Happy Gilmore

 

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste. - Patches O'Houlihan

 

Don't **** down my back and call it rain!!!! - Fletcher, "The outlaw Josey wales".

 

Can you explain this one to me, I don't understand.

Franklin is my favorite, though Twain has some good quips too - as well as Jefferson, have I mentioned Franklin yet?

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Franklin

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason. - Franklin

and of course a counter to the above, also from Franklin:

If Men are so wicked as we now see them with Religion what would they be if without it? - Franklin

If you have to ask how much something costs, you can't afford it. - J.P. Morgan

Carpe Diem - Horace

Play nice - mom

 

"History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes"
Thomas Jefferson

 

"Free your mind and your *** will follow." - Funkadelic

 

-Tyrone Biggums