soggynuts

you guys got any good ways to get out of going to work when you really dont wanna?

i called my job today and told them i couldnt go to work because i was really high. i said i ate a brownie that hot pot in it and i didnt know it.

all my boss's party so its not a big deal that i tell them that kinda stuff :-O and they know i dont smoke..


it was a horrible excuse though, you guys got any good ones?

ish

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say your sick? that pretty much always works

soggynuts

they know i was hosting a kegger with daredevil last night, they would have been mad if i called in sick cuz they woulda thought i just drank too much.

brucelee

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Why'd you tell em you had a party!?!??!?

soggynuts

i didnt know i wouldnt wanna go to work today til i actually had to go.



edit-
oh yeah and they were invited to the party

joltdudeuc

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oh i just call up and say...


oh wait... he'll see this...


-Gagan

milesmatics

iTrader: (2)

snap... i usually told work i had a family thing or that someone was stranded cause of car trouble and i need to go get them.

huck

iTrader: (25)

Explosive diarrhea. Best excuse i've ever heard to date. They'll hang up the phone before you're done explaining.

daybreak

iTrader: (2)

I've called-in "hung over" once or twice. The boss knows wassup, she comes in hammered every now and then.

Daredevil

iTrader: (5)

im drunk

ish

iTrader: (7)

[sarcasm]most shocking statement of the century[/sarcasm]

soggynuts

i used all those last week

i think a need a job that doesnt suck