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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Old 12-17-2009, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by LGT Mark
I do not know the answer off the top of my head, but I'll go do a test right now.

I'll be back in 15 mins with results.
anyone wanna go check and see if he is ok its been a couple hours now and no results
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:45 PM
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What do you do if there is about a single sheet of TP left? It gets nasty for me.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by splinter
anyone wanna go check and see if he is ok its been a couple hours now and no results
lol, yah i'm good.

It's confirmed, seated lean for me. OP should add that as the 3rd option, unless that's what is inferred in sitting down. Not leaning is gross, especially if the water level is high...
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:22 PM
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:28 PM
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by kYLEMtnCRUZr
for sure, toilets are so small to begin with, i get off ASAP so my wiener doesnt hit the inside of the bowl and i wake up with an STI
I wipe sitting down and wake up with an STI every morning...... in my driveway!
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:40 PM
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i get off the toilet and wipe my ***... no way i can sit on the toilet and still wipe !

I do the leeeeeean lol
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:40 PM
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Well for starters, I don't take dumps, I leave 'em!

Unless of course you are referring to females, then in that case, I take 'em and they leave me.
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Old 12-17-2009, 06:11 PM
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and wake up with an STI every morning...... in my driveway!
Mines in the garage
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:45 PM
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I do the slight lean. and always, no matter what, check to ensure there is proper tp before doing my business.
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by offseasonmvp
...it's kind of a leaning action.
agreed
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Old 12-17-2009, 08:29 PM
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Ummm... who can wipe sitting down? This isn't like female coochie, it's your BUTTHOLE. HOW DOES UR HAND FIT between the inner rim of the seat and ur ***/*****/*****? Stand up/half squat thing, bend over and wipe, no rubbing ur hand while goin down under... lol
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:31 PM
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:42 PM
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I usually stand up and prop one leg up, but I tried it sitting down. It just doesnt work for me.
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Old 12-17-2009, 10:53 PM
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I usually stand up and prop one leg up, but I tried it sitting down. It just doesnt work for me.
WTF? what is that, the "Buffalo Stance"????
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