View Poll Results: Wipe Standing or sitting?

Standing, fool

49.18%

Remain seated. Standing is for losers.

50.82%

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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Dec 17, 2009 | 12:39 PM

#31

splinter

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LGT Mark

I do not know the answer off the top of my head, but I'll go do a test right now.

I'll be back in 15 mins with results.

anyone wanna go check and see if he is ok its been a couple hours now and no results

Dec 17, 2009 | 12:45 PM

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dkohn1337

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What do you do if there is about a single sheet of TP left? It gets nasty for me.

Dec 17, 2009 | 02:13 PM

#33

LGT Mark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by splinter

anyone wanna go check and see if he is ok its been a couple hours now and no results

lol, yah i'm good.

It's confirmed, seated lean for me. OP should add that as the 3rd option, unless that's what is inferred in sitting down. Not leaning is gross, especially if the water level is high...

Dec 17, 2009 | 02:22 PM

#34

gqchynaboy

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http://jalopnik.com/5425880/race-to-...let-paper-roll

Dec 17, 2009 | 02:28 PM

#35

Lurk

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Where's the option for a Bidet?

Dec 17, 2009 | 02:32 PM

#36

code3suby

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kYLEMtnCRUZr

for sure, toilets are so small to begin with, i get off ASAP so my wiener doesnt hit the inside of the bowl and i wake up with an STI

I wipe sitting down and wake up with an STI every morning...... in my driveway!

Dec 17, 2009 | 05:40 PM

#37

Aaron831

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i get off the toilet and wipe my ***... no way i can sit on the toilet and still wipe !

I do the leeeeeean lol

Dec 17, 2009 | 05:40 PM

#38

AntiochCali

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Well for starters, I don't take dumps, I leave 'em!

Unless of course you are referring to females, then in that case, I take 'em and they leave me.

Dec 17, 2009 | 06:11 PM

#39

subie OCD

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Quote:

Originally Posted by code3suby

and wake up with an STI every morning...... in my driveway!

Mines in the garage

Dec 17, 2009 | 07:45 PM

#40

VRT Gump

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I do the slight lean. and always, no matter what, check to ensure there is proper tp before doing my business.

Dec 17, 2009 | 07:52 PM

#41

mcast

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Quote:

Originally Posted by offseasonmvp

...it's kind of a leaning action.

agreed

Dec 17, 2009 | 08:29 PM

#42

iLoqin

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Ummm... who can wipe sitting down? This isn't like female coochie, it's your BUTTHOLE. HOW DOES UR HAND FIT between the inner rim of the seat and ur ***/*****/*****? Stand up/half squat thing, bend over and wipe, no rubbing ur hand while goin down under... lol