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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:00 PM
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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Read this on metafilter. When taking a ****, do you stand up to wipe or continue sitting?
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:51 PM
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:53 PM
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and wheres the option for

"I dont wipe, that takes too long and I dont have that kind of time"
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 04:59 PM
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:08 PM
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^Thats what I was wondering...
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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as long as your fingers can fit through the crack, it dont matter if youre standing or sitting
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jic
as long as your fingers can fit through the crack, it dont matter if youre standing or sitting
He just "Kobed" that answer
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:21 PM
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that's ****ing grimey if you stand and wipe. you're just smearing poop all along your khrum canyon.
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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I never heard of wiping standing up. I have heard of the debate of wiping forward or backward though
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 05:42 PM
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sitting, who the **** stands and wipes??? that just feels awkward
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 06:54 PM
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If this is about taking a dump....how the hell do you sit on the pot and wipe at the same time??? I'm pretty big and have to stand up over the toliet (a few inches at least) to wipe.
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 06:56 PM
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...it's kind of a leaning action.
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 07:09 PM
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Stand up, bend over, wipe. Repeat if necessary.
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 07:21 PM
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Wow, we must have run out of topics.
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Old Dec 16, 2009 | 08:23 PM
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uhh i think thats kind of personal. hahaha
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