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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

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Old 12-16-2009, 04:00 PM
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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Read this on metafilter. When taking a ****, do you stand up to wipe or continue sitting?
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:51 PM
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and wheres the option for

"I dont wipe, that takes too long and I dont have that kind of time"
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:59 PM
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how do you wipe standing? cheeks gotta be spread yo?
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^Thats what I was wondering...
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:12 PM
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as long as your fingers can fit through the crack, it dont matter if youre standing or sitting
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jic
as long as your fingers can fit through the crack, it dont matter if youre standing or sitting
He just "Kobed" that answer
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:21 PM
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that's ****ing grimey if you stand and wipe. you're just smearing poop all along your khrum canyon.
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:24 PM
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I never heard of wiping standing up. I have heard of the debate of wiping forward or backward though
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sitting, who the **** stands and wipes??? that just feels awkward
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If this is about taking a dump....how the hell do you sit on the pot and wipe at the same time??? I'm pretty big and have to stand up over the toliet (a few inches at least) to wipe.
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:56 PM
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...it's kind of a leaning action.
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Stand up, bend over, wipe. Repeat if necessary.
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Wow, we must have run out of topics.
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uhh i think thats kind of personal. hahaha
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