"Is It Liquid or Is It Ice?"

*makes dumb face* "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

what cooler than cool????


ICE COLD!

 

"i didnt know buffalo had wings"

i think mayo lasts longer since its pretty much made of fat as long as its in a cool dry place.

 

"oh wow what scent is this candle?"



"its unscented."

 

Yeah mayo pretty much lasts forever. As long as it doesn't smell or look bad, it's pretty much ok to eat.

-Chris

 

Speaking of things lasting forever, does anyone know a good trick to keeping honey from crystalizing in the container. Since I know honey technically can't ever "go bad" it has none the less always pissed me off that it crystalizes to the point that I can't get it out of the bottle.

-Chris

p.s. Interesting note on honey, it is one of the ONLY organic substances that will never go rancid, and, since bateria can not grow in honey it makes for a great anticeptic. So next time you cut yourself and don't have any neosporin just put a dab o' honey on there. God bless the Discovery Science channel.

 

i'll only eat expired cheese bread and milk

 

hell yeah... as long as I can cut the mold out of the cheese I'll keep eating it. heheh I said cut and cheese in the same line.

-Chris

 

sober... that's the sad part