saw this on another forum, thought it was funny

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. -___-

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums
-I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

 

shoot, that is a few years old.

 

Monte Carlo Forums:
My car is SS, it has the big number on the side, and the yellow wall nascar tires. its 100% nascar...whats FWD mean?

mcb*tchtits

 

Eclipse Forums
- Did they discontinue that body kit from the F&F or can I still get one?

Ford Probe Forum
- Has anyone found aftermarket parts for our cars yet?

Toyota Celica Forum
- Has anyone broken into the 14s yet?

240SX/Silvia Forums
- Are these seat I found on eBay good for drifting?

RX-7 Forum
- Does this mean my engine is about to go?

Nissan Altima Forums
- Need help choosing 5000W amplifier for my 15in subs, which ones will let them hear my car in China?

 

lol thats funny haha

 

240 people are some of the cheapest people I've ever seen.

And the RX-7 thing, it's pretty much totally true

 

This thread wins

 

toyota 4runner forum: what's ADD and what's the biggest tire i can fit on a stock suspension?

 

Passat Forums: I stuck my head in my *** to smell my own farts but now it's stuck