...destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Daniel.

Daniel can slam a revolving door.

Daniel can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

 

W3RD!

Daniel can win a game on Connect Four in 3 moves

One time, Daniel roundhouse kicked a ten dollar bill and made 200 nickels

 

Question: If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?

Answer: Daniel

 

Daniel doesn't sleep. He waits

Daniel gave Jesus the gift of .50cal.

 

If you can see Daniel, he can see you.

If you can't see Daniel, he's 1000 yards away about to sniper you.

 

whos stronger then chuck noris?

daniel.

 

if you were to have a **** in your mouth, who's would it be?


...

 

Daniel can eat just one Lays potato chip.

Daniel does not love Raymond.

 

Daniel is tall

 

weak!!!!

the only reason pink is still a color is because daniel likes it on his sti...

 

I was ALMOST not expecting this since I created the element of surprise!


(seriously, almost had me in tears with the Raymond one... )

 

if chuck norris eats nuts and bolts for breakfast, Daniel does his grocery shopping at Home Depot

 

Dave Chappelle said it best, "Darkness Is Spreading!"

 

when i read this post i.....jizzed in my pants.

 

Your moms??