Daniel's log, Stardate: -315967.76 Daniel = 1, Douche in Boxter -1
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Daniel's log, Stardate: -315967.76 Daniel = 1, Douche in Boxter -1
So today Daniel taught a very young douche bag and his young girlfriend a very important lesson.
At approx star date 315967.76 (3pm today, and yes thats the real star date) on El Camino Real right near Stanford University a very annoying Porsche boxter driven by a very young douche lord finally catches up to me at a red light, he is to my left, and I am in the middle lane. He had some sort of exhaust modification done because his car did not sound stock. Anyhow, I revved back making him believe that I would indulge in such nonsense... as you'd figure, when the light turned green, it was a one man race with Johnny "super car" being tailed by the blue and red that he did not notice 5 car lengths back.
Tisk, tisk, Johnny Super car... You lose.
At approx star date 315967.76 (3pm today, and yes thats the real star date) on El Camino Real right near Stanford University a very annoying Porsche boxter driven by a very young douche lord finally catches up to me at a red light, he is to my left, and I am in the middle lane. He had some sort of exhaust modification done because his car did not sound stock. Anyhow, I revved back making him believe that I would indulge in such nonsense... as you'd figure, when the light turned green, it was a one man race with Johnny "super car" being tailed by the blue and red that he did not notice 5 car lengths back.
Tisk, tisk, Johnny Super car... You lose.
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That is the the best, they need one of those kill stickers for every time you trick someone into racing you when you have a popo behind you.
That or have a sticker that says - I only rev at you when theres a Cop around.
Btw...it might just be me or have you have been making even more threads than u usually do lately? llol
That or have a sticker that says - I only rev at you when theres a Cop around.
Btw...it might just be me or have you have been making even more threads than u usually do lately? llol
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ROFL. Can't believe kid thinks the Boxster is that fast. At Infineon, our Forester (4EAT) can take down a Boxster without even bothering to pre-load the torque converter.
Next time, roll down your window and tell him you'll be happy to race for track time...on the track!! There isn't a street legal Boxster in existence that can outhandle a properly driven STI, so don't worry, you're in no danger of losing on the track!!
Next time, roll down your window and tell him you'll be happy to race for track time...on the track!! There isn't a street legal Boxster in existence that can outhandle a properly driven STI, so don't worry, you're in no danger of losing on the track!!
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