Daniel's log, Stardate: -315967.76 Daniel = 1, Douche in Boxter -1

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Old Dec 20, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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Daniel's log, Stardate: -315967.76 Daniel = 1, Douche in Boxter -1

So today Daniel taught a very young douche bag and his young girlfriend a very important lesson.


At approx star date 315967.76 (3pm today, and yes thats the real star date) on El Camino Real right near Stanford University a very annoying Porsche boxter driven by a very young douche lord finally catches up to me at a red light, he is to my left, and I am in the middle lane. He had some sort of exhaust modification done because his car did not sound stock. Anyhow, I revved back making him believe that I would indulge in such nonsense... as you'd figure, when the light turned green, it was a one man race with Johnny "super car" being tailed by the blue and red that he did not notice 5 car lengths back.

Tisk, tisk, Johnny Super car... You lose.
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 05:27 PM
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That is the the best, they need one of those kill stickers for every time you trick someone into racing you when you have a popo behind you.

That or have a sticker that says - I only rev at you when theres a Cop around.


Btw...it might just be me or have you have been making even more threads than u usually do lately? llol
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 05:52 PM
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isn't 3pm today -315968.92 ?

-315967.76 is 4:48am GMT

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Old Dec 20, 2008 | 06:01 PM
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did the cop give him a ticket for driving a chick Porsche?
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 07:29 PM
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lol fake ricer ftw
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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Nicely done. A tip 'o the ole cap to you friend. Street racing ftl.
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 08:59 PM
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ROFL. Can't believe kid thinks the Boxster is that fast. At Infineon, our Forester (4EAT) can take down a Boxster without even bothering to pre-load the torque converter.

Next time, roll down your window and tell him you'll be happy to race for track time...on the track!! There isn't a street legal Boxster in existence that can outhandle a properly driven STI, so don't worry, you're in no danger of losing on the track!!
Old Dec 20, 2008 | 10:12 PM
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Oh man! Now that was funny!
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