Damn Asians and their lack of parking skills

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Old Dec 27, 2005 | 05:13 PM
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Don't park around people near whole foods either. Crazy yuppy poeple hit cars and just keep goings. This old lady with her brand new cl600 mercedes scrapped the whole side of a cayenne and then just parked somewhere else. I left a note of the ladies licese plate and her mirror was broken and rear fender was all scratched. She went inside to shop still. I couldn't help but laugh.

Also don't ever park at any Veterans Hospital. You have a 95% chance to get your door dinged. My work truck gets a new ding everytime I work there. The old people just swing their door open full force no matter what.

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Old Dec 27, 2005 | 06:54 PM
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yeah fu*king asian females and old people can't drive at all. actually, they aren't even that bad. indian females are the worst. they drive as slow as they can. on the highway ramp you are supposed to speed up quickly, so when you merge cars behind you won't hit you. indian women never do that; they always merge at 35 mph. i am so scared when i follow an indian woman onto the highway because i am forced to merge at 35 mph.
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sandwi54
yeah fu*king asian females and old people can't drive at all. actually, they aren't even that bad. indian females are the worst. they drive as slow as they can. on the highway ramp you are supposed to speed up quickly, so when you merge cars behind you won't hit you. indian women never do that; they always merge at 35 mph. i am so scared when i follow an indian woman onto the highway because i am forced to merge at 35 mph.
People in Fremont drive like complete assclowns period! When they are waiting at an intersection or on a shopping center driveway, they will try and zoom out into traffic at the last minute. Even when they see that you're coming down the road at 45mph. WTF is up with that?
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 08:22 PM
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I usually leave one of these on someone's windshield that parks like a moron.
I used to carry those around in my Camaro back in HS (1988). :rotfl: I used them frequently at the Serramonte Mall.
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 08:27 PM
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Believe it or not, tight parking spaces are less prone to dings than wider spaces.
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by jc5d5d
Believe it or not, tight parking spaces are less prone to dings than wider spaces.
Interesting! Care to explain? I may feel more confident next time when I squeeze myself in between a couple of SUVs with 6 kids each and a pair of burned-out, frustrated soccer moms at a Starbucks.
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Lurk
I usually leave one of these on someone's windshield that parks like a moron.
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Old Dec 27, 2005 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lurk
People in Fremont drive like complete assclowns period! When they are waiting at an intersection or on a shopping center driveway, they will try and zoom out into traffic at the last minute. Even when they see that you're coming down the road at 45mph. WTF is up with that?
Yesterday, I was stopped at a light. Some old Buick filled with ghetto *** teenage girls came charging down the street and almost ran the red light before the van making a left turn in front of us honked at them. They were freaked out at first, but, then they started dancing in the car as if they were celebrating the fact that they almost hit another car head on. WTF.
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 10:36 PM
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sorry to hear this. i understand how you feel.

anyway, i was under the impression that norcal people called 99 ranch "ranch 99". it's like socal with "the 5 freeway"...norcal take "580".
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by powerband
Interesting! Care to explain? I may feel more confident next time when I squeeze myself in between a couple of SUVs with 6 kids each and a pair of burned-out, frustrated soccer moms at a Starbucks.

cuz if the space is tight, people tend to open their doors slowly and carefully...when you leave them too much room, they will swing open their door and give you a fat *** dent
Old Dec 27, 2005 | 11:35 PM
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cuz if the space is tight, people tend to open their doors slowly and carefully...when you leave them too much room, they will swing open their door and give you a fat *** dent
there's some truth to this. if the person is aware of how close they are to someone else's vehicle, HOPEFULLY they'd have the decency to take care as they exited. i was in a situation where i had no choice but to park tightly as the parking attendants were trying to fit as many cars as possible in the lot. i left my car almost sure that it would have some extra treats when i got back but to my surprise, it didn't. it's certainly still a gamble, though because that person may be big-boneded, and i could see them trying to squeeze out and leaving a pressure dent, too.
Old Dec 28, 2005 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Lurk
I usually leave one of these on someone's windshield that parks like a moron.
Lol, I had one of these put on my Window at SJSU a few years back. Problem was that I was actually parked perfectly between the lines! Shows the intelligence of the average SJSU student!
Old Dec 28, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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The girl was damn lucky I was there to stop her from doing any real damage.

You have this wrong: YOU'RE lucky you were there to see it and stop it, because she would have just drove away.


Hit and runs in the parking lot make me want to stab people lol. I saw a story somewhere on IWSTI.com where a guy parked his car outside a restaurant and got bumped into by the only other car that was there (a couple leaving after picking up their order right in front of him). The guy went back inside and the cashier called the police for him, because she still had the lady's credit card info. They police found the lady and she was slapped with some sweet sweet fines...I mean justice lol.
Old Dec 28, 2005 | 09:17 AM
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Hahah between the bukake shields and thinking the gas pedal is an on/off switch, it's no wonder many asian women can't drive.
Old Dec 28, 2005 | 06:04 PM
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I am not even going to comment !! hahahaha ! I see it everyday with all the diverse race we got here in California.

You can have Custom Auto Body (Jesse) across our shop look at that and he can get you a deal.

lmao, I know you are right about 99 ranch area and cant comment...

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