Explain what 'spitters are quitters' means. Also dont go to Disneyland anymore if you dont like it, they throw letters in the trash just like every other self-respsecting organiation that doesnt have to cater to the whim of a minority of its customers.

 

I went to Disneyland, because I like it. I shouldn't have to stare at I <3 **** shirts all day. I'll attempt to write the letter and see if I get any response back.

 

Here, use this... :x (courtesy of the online complaint generator).. http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Half of me was reluctant to write this letter out of concern that Disney may be one of those organizations who do eccentric things for the sole purpose of gaining attention. But given Disney's track record, I have concluded that its announcements, like opium, hashish, or alcohol, keep the canaille in a trance and oblivious of reality, so I've decided to proceed. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say. Disney hates people who have huge supplies of the things it lacks. What it lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that Disney's cop-outs have created a nutty universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Only within this universe does it make sense to reduce us to acute penury. And, only if we build a sane and healthy society free of its destructive influences can we destroy this silly, pugnacious universe of its and defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. It is similarly noteworthy that we must criticize the obvious incongruities presented by Disney and its understrappers. Only then can a society free of its hypersensitive inveracities blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that the concepts underlying its contemptible, impertinent contrivances are like the Ptolemaic astronomy, which could not have been saved by positing more epicycles or eliminating some of the more glaring discrepancies. The fundamental idea -- that the heavens revolve around the Earth -- was wrong, just as Disney's idea that it is a model organization is wrong.

I don't see how Disney can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it *****-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that I recently heard Disney tell a bunch of people that it is omnipotent. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. Imagine a world in which Disney could engage in the trafficking of human beings whenever it felt like it. Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Disney help rapacious fugitives evade capture by the authorities. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the worst types of condescending proponents of colonialism I've ever seen to propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright vigilantism.

Ugly moochers who make bargains with the devil might not recognize the incongruities in Disney's slurs, but Disney claims that truth is merely a social construct. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its put-downs. Then again, a well-respected professor at a nearby university, writing with the dispassionate objectivity that is a precondition of all scientific knowledge, has recently concluded that one can predict on empirical grounds that by the next full moon Disney will acquire power and use it to indoctrinate dictatorial marauders. For proof of this fact, I must point out that we can divide its personal attacks into three categories: offensive, uncivilized, and resentful. Disney is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. Some addlepated, corrupt peddlers of snake-oil remedies are actually considering helping Disney make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Disney on numerous occasions.

The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Stubborn deadbeats are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that Disney had previously claimed that it had no intention to prevent me from getting my work done. Of course, shortly thereafter, that's exactly what it did. Next, it denied that it would impose satanic new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of sick drive for power. We all know what happened then. Now, Disney would have us believe it'd never ever violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. Will it? Go figure. My view is that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Disney. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I get it off our backs. Disney's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that embracing a system of diabolism will make everything right with the world) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion.

Throughout human history, grumpy, merciless blackguards have always been mawkish. So it should come as no surprise that Disney craves more power. I say we should give it more power -- preferably, 10,000 volts of it. I have two words to say about Disney's harangues: overweening poppycock. That's all I'm going to say in this letter, because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.

 

lol

 

Write the letter if nothing else you'll get free tickets and possibly other stuff from them. Disney is insanely sensitive about their image and you'll likely get a pretty good haul. Nothing will change, but you'll get free crap.

 

Wait, so, you went to 'Gay Day', and expected to NOT see gay themed shirts?

 

Here is a suggestion:

Print some shirts to give away at the next gay day. The shirt should read, "Walt is a big f*ggot" Or "Mickey is not a quitter"

 

i didn't know it was 'gay day'