chuck norris so won.

 

chuck norris could take hitler and his whole army of idiots
all it would take is some swift kicks and clean punches

 

total gym > ****'s

 

chuck norris had his battle with vin diesel video taped, but when vin diesel ripped chuck norris' heart out of his urethra, he caused a black hole which inherently imploded the entire universe onto chuck norris...include the camera man and camera...

 

Haha, these Chuck Norris jokes are too funny. Some of my favorites are:

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

haha Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. hahaha

Chuck Norris once went in to donate blood, he declined the syringe and asked for a pistol and a bucket.

 

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

now thats some funny ****!

 

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris only *********** to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left ********. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

 

lol! round house kick to the face!!!!

 

Chuck Norris started his weight loss and appetite-suppressing regimen using a roundhouse kick to the face as its sole support group.

 

oh my... friend we have a problem...

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/farewell_letter.html

 

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more *********?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.

 

if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. If you cannot see chuck norris, you may only be moments away from death.

but jack bauer > chuck norris

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of course it's only funny if you're a 24 fan.