here are some of the worst


1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded?
cuz you sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'm checking you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
cuz I can see myself in them.

6) If you were a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If your gunna regret this in the mornin,
we can sleep til afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

 

hahah...some of them are funny

 

here is one of my favorites, but I never use it


dude - is your boyfriend made of glass?
chick - no
dude - drop him, he wont break

 

Hey girl, I'm kinda like fake sugar....








.... I like to get sweet 'n' low.

 

hey girl! nice shoes.... wanna f*** ?

 

Damn! you beat me to it!

 

gets them everytime

 

1.)If girlfriends were noses...I'd pick you.

2.) Are those astronauts pants?
Cause your *** is out of this world.

 

i got this one from this chick kinda hott

Her : hey would you wanna do somethin with me later?
Me: You do know I'm married right?
Her: I am too, so that means a negative and a negative equals a positive
ME: uuuuuuuuhhh!But when someone finds out the positive turns into a negative and i'm ****ed

 

i heard a girl say something like this before....

if you were a booger i'd pick you first