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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 07:25 PM
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Talking Post Your Best Pick Up Lines

1) Hey (person's name) the word of the day is "legs," how bout we go back to your place and spread the word.

2) If you were my homework id do you every day.

3) If you were a booger id pick you first.

4) (do a backflip), imagine what i can do in bed.

5) Do you have any asian in you? (no) Would you like some?

6) Your gorgeous/beautiful/classy/pretty/kute.

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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 07:50 PM
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1)hi are you a baker youve got great buns
2)if i could rearrange the alphabet u and i would be together
3)omghi2u a/s/l/bukkake??
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 08:03 PM
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 08:24 PM
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3)omghi2u a/s/l/bukkake??
hahha im so gunna use that one!
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 08:55 PM
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Wanna get a pizza and ****? she says no. You say what you dont like Pizza?
hey hold my keys for me? she says why. You say cause your taking me home tonight.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 10:41 PM
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1) Hi. How youu doing? My name is (name).
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 11:04 PM
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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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1. Are you from Tennessee? cause your the only 10 i see!
2. Do you wash your pants in Windex? cause i can see myself in them.
3.Yo mama is so fat, they gotta install speed bumps at the buffet.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 11:22 PM
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Hello, see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 11:53 PM
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Hey have you gotten any tickets lately? I see fine written all over.
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 12:28 AM
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Hey have you gotten any tickets lately? I see fine written all over.
NO WONDER YOU DONT GET DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







haha jk

ask flippin awsome on a date
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 12:39 AM
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lol
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
NO WONDER YOU DONT GET DATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







haha jk

ask flippin awsome on a date
i was on a break.

no, i'm still on a break.

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Old Dec 1, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by laoba
1)hi are you a baker youve got great buns
2)if i could rearrange the alphabet u and i would be together
3)omghi2u a/s/l/bukkake??
possibly the best pick up line ever!!!:rotfl:
Old Dec 1, 2005 | 08:45 AM
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This is the BEST line ever:

Hi.
















You'll do.



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