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Old 05-24-2007, 09:45 PM
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Post "bedroom golf" rules!

in light of the pirate rules, here is a SHORTER set of rules:

bedroom golf rules.

1/ Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two *****.

2/ Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the ***** out.

4/ For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5/ Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6/ Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7/ It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8/ Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9/ Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10/ Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11/ Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12/ The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14/ Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15/ It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
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So... how do I get started in this bedroom golf thing?
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seriously, anyone wanna play with me?


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Hey!! Desperate people first!!

Any female hole owners out there?

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this is one golf game my HIGH HANDICAP... is good! :P
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:44 PM
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Did you play a good round last night, Aaron?

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NOPE... i stayed in the clubhouse
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NOPE... i stayed in the clubhouse
what's that mean, that you were lounging bout her ****?
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Hey!! Desperate people first!!

Any female hole owners out there?

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You need to get some lessons from hatteroo!!!

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hahaha....

this is the 3rd time i'm reading that post.... and i finally get the humor of it.

the first 2 times i thought of it was just some golf thing... and now i'm hella laughin at myself.


hella funny dood!


oh btw aaron... did you play on your friend's roomie's course yet?
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3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the ***** out.
You're obviously playing the game wrong.
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That's hilarious!
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