Your phone calls are whack! Like the worst phone calls ever.



The more you know!





I guess I now understand why everyone always says you're the biggest crap starter ever. I didn't see it until last week. That takes some class, that's for sure.

 

A med pizza? So like a pizza with pain killers as toppings?

 

stupid jimmy kimmel ran a rerun tonight...

 

dude i will take a pain killer pizza where do i sign up

 

pssh I'll take some wakemeupsoidontfallasleepatwork pizza.

 

energy drink?

 

I got a pepsi

and a ****ton of twix

 

My awesome drawer at work

 

eekk thats gonna be a sugar crash lol unless you keep it going til you get off

 

ok just saw the pic ROFL ya i would say you have plenty hahahha

Just dont over do it lol man that would make me puke that many twix haha

 

When I came home from cafe zen I stumbled into the pitch black house and stepped on one of my wife's really tall stiletto's that was sitting heel-up on the floor, the heel went directly into the arch of my bare foot and started bleeding like crazy. My foot feels like it's on fire now! Damn high heels!!!

 

damn get that hella cleaned out and bandaged up.. Man her weapons should be put in the closet hahah. and yeah i have always called those shoes weapons lol.

 

Ahahha, there's a reason it's named after a knife!


Yeah, I cleaned it out and bandaged it up. I broke her heel off too due to the force. 250 lbs focused on a single point on such a tender area of my foot! Dammit!

 

Also, gibz, how are you doing anyway? Health-wise I mean. I know you had some health problem which prevented you from attending BAM. I was looking forward to seeing you and finally being able to chat with you in real life. You are def a cool cat online and I bet you're even cooler in real life.

 

Vacation+norcos+valium+jaeger =