Wow. So glad I'm not still dating. It's all so much hard work and stress.

Don't get me wrong, the strange poon is always nice, but the hassle getting to that point is too much. I'm glad I'm married.

 

All these mind games and dating games...back and forth back and forth...so much time is wasted.

What is wrong with going up to someone and saying 'Hey, I like you.' 'Oh wow really? I like you too!' 'We should grab coffee sometime.' 'Sounds great!'

Peter Gibbons had it SO right when it came to asking a girl out:

"I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?"
"I love 'Kung Fu'."
"Channel 39."
"Totally."
"You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight."

Iceman.

 

Fixed!

While I'm all for honesty, I find it safer (and more effective) to slowly "reveal" your intentions. This gives them a bit of time to digest and think about it. This, of course, is under the assumption that you're going for an honest relationship. Worked well for me for the current one, and the previous 3.

Don't know about the "make them laugh" thing. I'm not a funny person at all, but what was going for me was how I presented myself -- confident, almost bordering with some cockyness, yet still approachable, and a lot of eye-to-eye stares/talks/conversations. Or at least that's what my previous 3 ex's said. Also note that I am not exactly "their type" as far as looks are concerned.


......but, what do I know? LOL

 

Making them laugh is key! If you play your cards right, sometimes you can get some French fries AND a phone number

Laughter is where the corny pick up lines come in, use one to make the girl laugh and break the ice... don't use it to try to sound suave

"I just want you to know that I'm resisting the urge to make you the happiest girl in the world tonight"

 

You're right, she will now know if youre funny or nice. But she will notice other things, like whether you make eye contact, the way you stand, the way you shake her hand, IF you even shake her hand. (Many guys barely acknowledge me at the meets, they don't think I even have a subaru...let alone shake my hand when introducing themselves to the group)She will listen to how you talk, what you walk about, if you talk to her, how you introduce yourself. She can read your body language. All very SMALL, SUBTLE things that, like i said earlier, hit the subconscious level.

 

Logical? I've seen guys do extremely dumb things on a day to day basis. I found myself saying "How come you didn't just....." And men in an argument? Logic is the LAST thing on their minds.

Woman: "Why did you sleep with her!?!?!?!?"
Man: "Well you still have my CD that you didn't give back 3 weeks ago!!"

I've had that kinda stuff happen ALL the time! Like whaaaat theeeeee fffff****???

 

Logical thinking doesn't make one intelligent.

And again - the sleeping around thing; that's part of the 'pulling true evil' but that doesn't happen on a day to day basis.

 

If you meet 3 *******s in one day, you might actually be the *******. Now I'm not sayin.... I'm just sayin...

 

Oh, and sleeping with multiple partners is part of primate nature. The fact that women try to push men into manogamy is further proof that they are evil.

 

how much does a polar bear weigh?





I dont know either but its enough to break the ice

hi im mike

 

Yes, women do look for smart men. Money is a bonus. But Smart = charming, sweet, funny, and USUALLY nice, someone to hold a conversation with, someone to learn from, someone to grow from.

 

call me stupid, but what is the buffalo bill approach?

 

mendoza line??????

 

Hahaha I'll joke around with this with my gf's friends, see if they think it'll work

 

Keep in mind, it doesn't always keep you out either. It's not an essential. It also doesn't always guarantee a spot it. I'm actually weary of really attractive guys. They tend to know they're good looking and are *******s. 90% I've met are like that.