Of all the days to not have a camera!
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Of all the days to not have a camera!
So I am tooling along in my little city truck doing my little city job and as I drive by the Hotel healdsburg ($500 to $1,200 per night, weekend rates, I believe) I notice the holy grail of vehicledom...
At 0900, ther were no less than 20 Lamborghinis behind their velvet ropes (exageration, not velvet rope, just yellow chain from the hotel, velvet rope makes me horny though)with a crack detail squad (this is no lie, Lamborghini Detail Squad, T-shirts, specialty products and all!) massaging the outter shells to high lusters. By1000, there were three covered vehicle transports unloading 18 more. All colors, brand new and customized late models, I needed to go back to the service center and get a tissue and mop out the cab!
By 1500, more transports and more Lamborghinis. This was like that time I was in the adult educational film industry and had been overrun by barely legal cheerleaders, a majority of them still donning braces and all of them craving my turgidity, yet after pleasuring the 60th little A.T.M. starlette, I became too sensitive and could only pass out! By the time I got to the 60th orange Lambo, I collapsed.
Found out these were dealers from ALL over the US and Canada bringing their prospective customers their rides for a leisure drive to Monterey (Concourse D'Elegance, maybe???).
I would like to find that wise man who said money can't buy happiness and basicaly disembowell him, wee wee on his remains and then burn out over the carcass with my Gallardo. Everyone there looked really happy.
No camera, just my memories.
At 0900, ther were no less than 20 Lamborghinis behind their velvet ropes (exageration, not velvet rope, just yellow chain from the hotel, velvet rope makes me horny though)with a crack detail squad (this is no lie, Lamborghini Detail Squad, T-shirts, specialty products and all!) massaging the outter shells to high lusters. By1000, there were three covered vehicle transports unloading 18 more. All colors, brand new and customized late models, I needed to go back to the service center and get a tissue and mop out the cab!
By 1500, more transports and more Lamborghinis. This was like that time I was in the adult educational film industry and had been overrun by barely legal cheerleaders, a majority of them still donning braces and all of them craving my turgidity, yet after pleasuring the 60th little A.T.M. starlette, I became too sensitive and could only pass out! By the time I got to the 60th orange Lambo, I collapsed.
Found out these were dealers from ALL over the US and Canada bringing their prospective customers their rides for a leisure drive to Monterey (Concourse D'Elegance, maybe???).
I would like to find that wise man who said money can't buy happiness and basicaly disembowell him, wee wee on his remains and then burn out over the carcass with my Gallardo. Everyone there looked really happy.
No camera, just my memories.
Last edited by cohlineman; Aug 14, 2006 at 07:02 PM.
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Originally Posted by nokio
Nice story and +1 for burning out over the guys carcass, make mine Murcielago in lime green kkthxbbgg
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...twin turbo nice touch, I've only seen a Gallardo with a TT http://www.fastdrive.org/p/content/c...p?content.1164
Unless of course you wouldn't mind a Diablo VTTT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lambo...QQcmdZViewItem
Unless of course you wouldn't mind a Diablo VTTT
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lambo...QQcmdZViewItem
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Originally Posted by nokio
...twin turbo nice touch, I've only seen a Gallardo with a TT http://www.fastdrive.org/p/content/c...p?content.1164
Originally Posted by cohlineman
So I am tooling along in my little city truck doing my little city job and as I drive by the Hotel healdsburg ($500 to $1,200 per night, weekend rates, I believe) I notice the holy grail of vehicledom...
At 0900, ther were no less than 20 Lamborghinis behind their velvet ropes (exageration, not velvet rope, just yellow chain from the hotel, velvet rope makes me horny though)with a crack detail squad (this is no lie, Lamborghini Detail Squad, T-shirts, specialty products and all!) massaging the outter shells to high lusters. By1000, there were three covered vehicle transports unloading 18 more. All colors, brand new and customized late models, I needed to go back to the service center and get a tissue and mop out the cab!
By 1500, more transports and more Lamborghinis. This was like that time I was in the adult educational film industry and had been overrun by barely legal cheerleaders, a majority of them still donning braces and all of them craving my turgidity, yet after pleasuring the 60th little A.T.M. starlette, I became too sensitive and could only pass out! By the time I got to the 60th orange Lambo, I collapsed.
Found out these were dealers from ALL over the US and Canada bringing their prospective customers their rides for a leisure drive to Monterey (Concourse D'Elegance, maybe???).
I would like to find that wise man who said money can't buy happiness and basicaly disembowell him, wee wee on his remains and then burn out over the carcass with my Gallardo. Everyone there looked really happy.
No camera, just my memories.
At 0900, ther were no less than 20 Lamborghinis behind their velvet ropes (exageration, not velvet rope, just yellow chain from the hotel, velvet rope makes me horny though)with a crack detail squad (this is no lie, Lamborghini Detail Squad, T-shirts, specialty products and all!) massaging the outter shells to high lusters. By1000, there were three covered vehicle transports unloading 18 more. All colors, brand new and customized late models, I needed to go back to the service center and get a tissue and mop out the cab!
By 1500, more transports and more Lamborghinis. This was like that time I was in the adult educational film industry and had been overrun by barely legal cheerleaders, a majority of them still donning braces and all of them craving my turgidity, yet after pleasuring the 60th little A.T.M. starlette, I became too sensitive and could only pass out! By the time I got to the 60th orange Lambo, I collapsed.
Found out these were dealers from ALL over the US and Canada bringing their prospective customers their rides for a leisure drive to Monterey (Concourse D'Elegance, maybe???).
I would like to find that wise man who said money can't buy happiness and basicaly disembowell him, wee wee on his remains and then burn out over the carcass with my Gallardo. Everyone there looked really happy.
No camera, just my memories.
hey i have a pic of it.. my buddy sent me one on his phone.. he works like right there and is a big car guy, and called me saying it put a tear to his eye with how many of them were there.
