Advice on a problem?
Originally posted by sighborg
Nah dude....ive lived that...I'VE LIVED THAT.
Nah dude....ive lived that...I'VE LIVED THAT.
Anyways, to the original poster...just go for and it if it wasn't meant to be then whatever. Move on and find another. It doesn't hurt to try. Just don't start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. Handle your ****!!
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You should be 100% courteous and normal, but keep trying to smell her hair by burying your face in her neck and when she's gets all weirded out be like "What?! Were just working on homework, geez." like its all normal.
Re: worked for me.
Originally posted by sighborg
next time you guys are out, get one of your friends to dress like a robber and come steal her purse, then, chase him down and whup him. Then, rent a white pony so, after you give your friend the whuppin, hop on the horse and ride off into the nearest waterfall. While at the waterfall, discover a hidden cave behind the waterfall that is blocked by dumbells or a bowflex machine. While removing the dumbells or bowflex, make sure to move slowly so that she can get an eyeful of your buffitude. After the door to the cave is open, tear off your shirt and convert it into a torch. Hold her hand for the first few yards, then tell her to stay put. Run off into the cave just to return and tell her that its just what you thought. "this cave is made of chocolate". Then, you two should eat chocolate till satisfied. Feeding it to each other, if you are into that. Then, suddenly, a sunbeam will illuminate a silk bed in the back corner of the cave.
It is at this point that you freak her nasty.
next time you guys are out, get one of your friends to dress like a robber and come steal her purse, then, chase him down and whup him. Then, rent a white pony so, after you give your friend the whuppin, hop on the horse and ride off into the nearest waterfall. While at the waterfall, discover a hidden cave behind the waterfall that is blocked by dumbells or a bowflex machine. While removing the dumbells or bowflex, make sure to move slowly so that she can get an eyeful of your buffitude. After the door to the cave is open, tear off your shirt and convert it into a torch. Hold her hand for the first few yards, then tell her to stay put. Run off into the cave just to return and tell her that its just what you thought. "this cave is made of chocolate". Then, you two should eat chocolate till satisfied. Feeding it to each other, if you are into that. Then, suddenly, a sunbeam will illuminate a silk bed in the back corner of the cave.
It is at this point that you freak her nasty.
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I haven't even read anyof the other responses to this btu I have the one and only answer you need.
I dont care when, where or how you do it, but you need to stick one of your pinky fingers in her butt. If she slaps you then she didn't like you enough and it was never meant to be. If she kisses you, you might as well get married.
Now get to work on them pinky muscles... and good luck my friend.
edit: I see that View Askew has pretty much already said the same thing as me. That just speaks about how well this method works. Get to work son.
I dont care when, where or how you do it, but you need to stick one of your pinky fingers in her butt. If she slaps you then she didn't like you enough and it was never meant to be. If she kisses you, you might as well get married.
Now get to work on them pinky muscles... and good luck my friend.
edit: I see that View Askew has pretty much already said the same thing as me. That just speaks about how well this method works. Get to work son.
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Originally posted by mmboost
You should be 100% courteous and normal, but keep trying to smell her hair by burying your face in her neck and when she's gets all weirded out be like "What?! Were just working on homework, geez." like its all normal.
You should be 100% courteous and normal, but keep trying to smell her hair by burying your face in her neck and when she's gets all weirded out be like "What?! Were just working on homework, geez." like its all normal.
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