been hanging out in aol chatrooms again?

 

OmG, you should've told Bee Kerry u'll agree after she secks with you..or one of your friends, el o el!

 

www.ebolamonkeyman.com

 

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seriously though...












:rotfl:

 

you need to report this person for phishing activity. not cool.

 

what if... no, you're a complete moron to believe anything like this.

 

:rotfl: hahahaha

 

what I don't get is why scammers try to use such ridiculous stories!! hell, if I was a scammer I'd at least make it slightly believable!

 

aol!? thats so ****ing 90's...... :rotfl:

nah, i didnt use AIM.

 

holy ****, i just caught it....


Bee Kerry (7/18/2006 2:41:15 PM): My dad died 3yrs ago in New Jersey and I grew up and schooled in Presque isle, maine.I went out with my high school mate David Gareth,we dated for 6yrs and i thought we had something special.
rau (7/18/2006 2:41:48 PM): sorry to hear about your dad
Bee Kerry (7/18/2006 2:42:00 PM): He absconded with my dad's money which was kept with me after a completion of a contract in EAST Rugby.When my boy friend got absconded with the undisclosed sum of USdollars.Since then i find it so hard to trust anyone and i guess i have to move on alone

mate, US dollars, absconded. im a dumbass.....

 

lmao wicked. i can't stand hearing that. this is wicked good ale

U.S. dollars- where the hell is she at mexico? of course it would be in U.S. dollars. that is one crackpipe of a chick. and yeah that is some pretty rough english.

 

not holding the paper, but....



i showed the pictures to my girlfriend, and she says those are pics of a model from Alloy, or some ****....



what a loser

and this afternoon, she tried to talk to me AGAIN!....
she wanted to bull**** me? i used some of my own.....

beekerry007: i mad at u
driftphoenix: aww, why is that? well, dont be
driftphoenix: so ive thought it over, and ill help you out :-)
beekerry007: cool ... so glad u come back
beekerry007: u told ur g/f abt it already
driftphoenix: she doesnt care
driftphoenix: theres only one condition
beekerry007: she does ..cos she was really mad at me .. i cant just understand y
driftphoenix: shes over it
driftphoenix: dont worry about her
driftphoenix: want to know what my condition is?
beekerry007: yaeh .. tell me
driftphoenix: i want to see a naked picture of you. just one, full body
beekerry007: that i will never do ..
beekerry007: i am not a fool and cant sell out myself all cos i need help
driftphoenix: true, but i figured 3.5mil would be worth a pic
driftphoenix: would it not?
driftphoenix: are you there?
beekerry007: silly ,,, get serious. . i am not a fool
driftphoenix: true, but then again, neither am i. if you were really from Maine, you'd say the wrd wicked a LOT!!! i should know, i was stationed out tehre in the Navy. also, no one out ehre says the word MATE. hmm, thats only England, and Australia. i should know, ive been to both. and the last one, no one in the USofA says the words U.S Dollars. so tell me, where are you really from?
driftphoenix: PS: that picture of you was from Alloy, my girlfriend has the same tank top
driftphoenix: and if you dont really tell me where youre from, ill contact Interpol. sound kosher, mate!?
driftphoenix: you have one minute to respond, or i start dialing
beekerry007: go ahead ... fool
driftphoenix: glad i got your permission, i did last night
driftphoenix: have fun running *****


i tried to archive this one, and it put my email name instead of my indicated name

 

this stuff is great! I get one of those emails every week

 

my sides hurt from this ****, its so damn funny :rotfl: