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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 11:58 AM
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I thought they just gave you a cookie for donating blood?

I've seen licenses plate frames listing how much you have donated but I think you have to pay for those...

Sperm isn't a very lucrative market - you have to have at least an AA and pass a test before they will take your knuckle children.
As the great Paul@dbtuned once told me, its best to follow up statements like this with, "or so i've been told."
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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I'll admit I've been that broke to were I approached a sperm donation center to get paid.

They turned me down because I hadn't finished my AA but that was 6 years ago...but now I thankfully don't need the paltry payment they give you.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Irish_car_B0mb
As the great Paul@dbtuned once told me, its best to follow up statements like this with, "or so i've been told."
I'm glad my wisdom is spreading....
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Lboogie
Bang 100 fat chicks for $1 ea.
Jourdan's NEVER gonna be lucky enough to bang 100 chicks, no matter how fat, ugly, skeezy, of unconfident about themselves....





just saying
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Lboogie
Bang 100 fat chicks for $1 ea.
Or 10 really fat ones for $10 each...
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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now Greg, do YOU know this from experience?
i plead da fif!
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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I think I might be sellin' some ish... or I might take out a high interest loan from one of my friends...
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ApexAssassin
Or 10 really fat ones for $10 each...
or one REALLY fat one for $100
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
you and your morals suck man......

I did not say lie about it. If they ask what it is for, tell them that you need the money to pay for your bills. I did not tell him to hold a sign and beg for money. He is putting out effort and time to make money. what's wrong with that. Is like the kid selling lemonade...why is he selling lemonade? is it wrong to do that.....
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rau
or one REALLY fat one for $100
or half **** a REALLY, REALLY fat chick... or an ugly dude.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by JourdanWithaU
I think I might be sellin' some ish... or I might take out a high interest loan from one of my friends...
i have a few friends that would lend me $100 to pay a bill...
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by hungdaddy
I did not say lie about it. If they ask what it is for, tell them that you need the money to pay for your bills. I did not tell him to hold a sign and beg for money. He is putting out effort and time to make money. what's wrong with that. Is like the kid selling lemonade...why is he selling lemonade? is it wrong to do that.....
Because he isn't selling lemonade. You said:

Make signs and say is for a fundraiser...works all the time...
People are willing to get their cars washed by little kids on the little league team or insanely hot jailbate in bikinis on the volleyball team, but they aren't going to give up money to a sign that says "car wash $5. Fundraiser for me"



Sorry, but fundraisers are NOT for personal gain, they are for groups and organizations, or at least, typically are.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:40 PM
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I hear you can pull in like $50k a year on an off ramp with an "I am a homeless veteran" sign.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:40 PM
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Go around work to raise money for your "kid's school"

I always get robbed that way.



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