Joke thread!!
03-17-2009, 03:03 PM
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Joke thread!!
k ill start it off because i was inspired by shaggys comments in the superferry thread about the sierra club hippies so here goes
whats red and yellow and looks good on hippies?
a: Fire!!!!!! hehehe
whats red and yellow and looks good on hippies?
a: Fire!!!!!! hehehe
03-17-2009, 05:16 PM
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“U Know U Local Eef”
You know 101 ways to fix your rubber slippers…50 using tape, 50 using glue and one using a stick to poke the strap back in.
You sometimes use your open car door for a dressing room.
You wear two different color slippahs together and you no mind.
Nice clothes means a T-shirt without pukas.
You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.
You have a slipper tan . . . an upside down “v” on top of both your feet.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You have at least five Hawaiian bracelets.
You can understand every word Bu La’ai says and you know what his name means, too.
You have a sister, cousin, aunty or mom named “Honey Girl” or, someone in the family named “Boy,” “Tita,” “Bruddah,” “Sonny,” “Bachan,” “Taitai,” “Popo” and/or “Vovo.”
and you know you local eef is
You say “Da Kine,” and the other person says “Da kine” and you both know what is “Da kine.”
You sometimes use your open car door for a dressing room.
You wear two different color slippahs together and you no mind.
Nice clothes means a T-shirt without pukas.
You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.
You have a slipper tan . . . an upside down “v” on top of both your feet.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You have at least five Hawaiian bracelets.
You can understand every word Bu La’ai says and you know what his name means, too.
You have a sister, cousin, aunty or mom named “Honey Girl” or, someone in the family named “Boy,” “Tita,” “Bruddah,” “Sonny,” “Bachan,” “Taitai,” “Popo” and/or “Vovo.”
and you know you local eef is
You say “Da Kine,” and the other person says “Da kine” and you both know what is “Da kine.”
03-17-2009, 10:41 PM
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Portagee joke!
Kimo, Toshio and Manual went exploring in an old house. While
looking around they found a mirror, which had an inscription on the side
that said "Welcome, say something TRUTHFUL, you will be awarded with a
wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked
into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
Toshio walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest
of us three," and in an instant whoosh!.... a brand new Toyota
Tundra pops in the front street.
Kimo stepped up and said, "I tink you buggas not as strong as me, I stay the strongest of us
three," and he suddenly whoosh!.....a whole pot of beef stew, laulau, lomilomi salmon, and pipikaula is on the kitchen stove.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Manual looked into the mirror and said,
"I THINK................."
and was quickly sucked into the mirror.
Kimo, Toshio and Manual went exploring in an old house. While
looking around they found a mirror, which had an inscription on the side
that said "Welcome, say something TRUTHFUL, you will be awarded with a
wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked
into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
Toshio walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest
of us three," and in an instant whoosh!.... a brand new Toyota
Tundra pops in the front street.
Kimo stepped up and said, "I tink you buggas not as strong as me, I stay the strongest of us
three," and he suddenly whoosh!.....a whole pot of beef stew, laulau, lomilomi salmon, and pipikaula is on the kitchen stove.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Manual looked into the mirror and said,
"I THINK................."
and was quickly sucked into the mirror.
Last edited by ojichan sti; 03-17-2009 at 10:49 PM.
03-18-2009, 02:12 AM
#14
One day while at dinner a husban told is wife
"I bet u can't make me happy and sad at the same time"
So the wife says "ok" and starts thinking......
The wife replies "your dick is bigger then your brothers"
"I bet u can't make me happy and sad at the same time"
So the wife says "ok" and starts thinking......
The wife replies "your dick is bigger then your brothers"
03-18-2009, 02:27 AM
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