Who Are You Voting For?

Which is which I forget... :p

Remember- there are 3 kinds of people in the world;

Pu**sies, Dicks, and A**holes.

The Giant Douche likes to think its a dick, but its really only good for making pu**ies feel fresh.

On the other hand, Turd Sandwich is really only a piece of crap that came out of an a**hole, but it is covered up with whitebread in an effort to make it appear palatable.

whatever you do-

VOTE!

I voted Turd Sandwich even though I don't like him, but at least he can't do a worse job than Giant Douche has to this point. :p

-Chris

Uh Chris, didn't you read my thorough and detailed analysis?

turd sandwich is the incumbent, don't tell me you cast the wrong vote!?

Didn't you watch the debate Chris????

OHHH NOOOEEESSSS! I voted for the wrong candidate! My life has been an utter waste of metabolism. I'm gonna go cry now...

-Chris