So Here it is.... 1:30 in the after-noon, as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. Wanker was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal piss, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey wanker for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!

I hope you enjoyed my story!

uh, -1 cus it lacks the finesse and style dz brought to the plate.
plus there was zero anticipation.

I'm tempted to dumpster this because:

1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.

dumpster! dumpster! dumpster!

I'm tempted to dumpster this because:

1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.


No i really woke up and took a piss... it's called a morning piss...

Is it a ploy for attention? No more then Dz's stupid **** story...

And now you're just trying to start more drama. Please don't.

I'm tempted to dumpster this because:

1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.
I dunno, its not really anythign thats against i-club's rules is it?

pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.

plus its a funny story :p

I dunno, its not really anythign thats against i-club's rules is it?

pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.

plus its a funny story :p
He tried to make a lamo parody of another thread. We certainly don't need two of that thread.

He tried to make a lamo parody of another thread. We certainly don't need two of that thread.


There was no intentions to make a "lamo parody" of another thread, I wanted to share my similar experiences that DZ had since everyone seemed to enjoy his! I have a feeling if my name was DZ my thread would have been stickied... But instead it gets dumpster-ed:rolleyes:

There was no intentions to make a "lamo parody" of another thread, I wanted to share my similar experiences that DZ had since everyone seemed to enjoy his! I have a feeling if my name was DZ my thread would have been stickied... But instead it gets dumpster-ed:rolleyes:
His thread wasn't stickied. People keep replying to it.

Here's a defintion of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:

Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery

His thread wasn't stickied. People keep replying to it.

Here's a definition of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:

Thank you, I don't know what I would ever do without you and your definitions!! I had no idea what Parody meant until now!! I would have gone my entire life and think it meant something completely different!!:rolleyes:

I am glad that you can read my mind and see my intentions with this thread, because you can even count my roll of toilet paper there is exactly 3 pieces missing(since it was a brand new roll). The story had not intentions to be a "mockery" or "parody"(look I'm using the new word you just taught me!)... So you have me twisted Matt...

P.S. I know his thread wasn't stickied maybe I should teach you a word or two on what my statement was...

Wasn't the first thread a call for attention too? :confused:

If people want to make lame threads let them. I don't see why this should be all dumped.

For what it is worth, I personally don't think this thread belongs in the dumpster any more (or any less for that matter) than the rest of LFP's posts.

wow, i cant believe this got moved.

hey mods (mainly Matt): lets show a little more favoritism, i dont think your quite getting teh job done.

potty thread sent to the sewer?

what's that smell?

Well Here it is again because some people actually enjoyed my thread and recommended I posted it back up, since the top two threads are about similar topics at the moment......


The time... 1:30 in the after-noon....as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. Wanker was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal piss, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey wanker for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!

I hope you enjoyed my story!

haha, i like this one more than the starbucks, because this has happened to all of us. plus its not so graphic. (even though i partly died from dz's) i like this one more

w00t! the story returns! the encore came through! this is one of my favorites. haha

w00t! the story returns! the encore came through! this is one of my favorites. haha


Matt would think differently... he thinks I am making a "mockery" of some other thread, but in reality it's all true.. I even offered him to come count the pieces of toilet paper I was missing to prove that I wiped the seat

lol. thats great. How many did you use?

lol. thats great. How many did you use?
I think he used 3.

Next time pay attention in more detail.

I think he used 3.


+1, it was exactly 3 sheets... I have found anything less the 3 sheets = wet fingers... When it comes to wiping a toilet bowl, wet fingers are not a sign of having a good time

You have two tallywackers now?

You have two tallywackers now?

:eek:!!!
That would be pretty bad ass... I bet I could do two chicks at the same time, if I had two tallywackers!! I heard chicks dig guys with two tallywackers!

OMG dual wangs?!?!? :eek:

Everyone wang chung tonight.

I think he used 3.



Nice estimate

booo!
repost w/ no added creativity.

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yer just lucky my mod powers are not available on this board, or you'd have a three day vacation!

booo!
repost w/ no added creativity.

http://www.hybrids.jp/forum/images/smilies/icon13.gifhttp://www.hybrids.jp/forum/images/smilies/icon13.gifhttp://www.hybrids.jp/forum/images/smilies/icon13.gifhttp://www.hybrids.jp/forum/images/smilies/icon13.gif

yer just lucky my mod powers are not available on this board, or you'd have a three day vacation!



:confused:

I don't get it, the people wanted the old thread not a new one... My last thread was "misplaced"...

I'm just giving the people what they want...:confused:

OH EM GEEZ! where did this crap come back from!!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!
:(
+1 for back to the dumpster.

:confused:

I don't get it, the people wanted the old thread not a new one... My last thread was "misplaced"...

I'm just giving the people what they want...:confused:
what do you mean misplaced?

what do you mean misplaced?

As in "SonicSuby shows great deals of Moderator Favortism and accidently put it in the dumpster, much like pbchiefs motor...."


*takes the biggest spoon he can find, and stirs that pot a couple more times*

i say keep it... i think its a little out of the ordinary using only 3 sheets.. cuz im a bacteria freak and when i wipe the toilet off with my misplaced urine, i use the occasional 4-5 sheets.... so i applaud LFP for just sharing his experience with us.. we all should be a little more sensitive to the movements of our bowels (spl?)... and on that note, im gettin off to take a poo....

... and i'm still trying to figure out WTF a tallywacker is.

Its a penis :eek:

Its a penis :eek:


hu hu hu, ...you said peee nuss

lol, i know, i should have edited it for some of the children.. its a PEE PEE.. or PRIVATE, haha :rotfl:

bump!