So what the hell happened to R. Kelly???
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So what the hell happened to R. Kelly???
Wow.
Remember a time when R. Kelly actually had a career making music that your mom would listen too? He was even on the Space Jam soundtrack. He belived he could fly! Before we all found out he liked to pee on teenage girls(who doesnt!). From that point onward he has seemed to pump out some of the most ghetto-glorifying R&B anthems around, but he didnt stop there. His latest opus is a five part(FIVE PART!) music video/mini-series about sexual infedelities, one of his favorite subjects.
I really dont know whats better about this series, the mexican soap-opera level acting and production values, or his 'spoken word' renditions that many times seem to break down into incoherent ramblings like some schizophrenic muttering to himself( how many lines does he waste talking about a cramp in his leg? Why the hell would he even put that in the song!
). You know, if this was intentionaly meant to be a comedy, it would be genius, but the fact that we all know he is taking himself 100% seriously just makes this absolutely hilarious
go here http://www.r-kelly.com/index_main.html
and click on VIDEO, watch all five and then marvel at the fact that a TEAM of people made this at most likely a budget in the multiple millions:rotfl:
Remember a time when R. Kelly actually had a career making music that your mom would listen too? He was even on the Space Jam soundtrack. He belived he could fly! Before we all found out he liked to pee on teenage girls(who doesnt!). From that point onward he has seemed to pump out some of the most ghetto-glorifying R&B anthems around, but he didnt stop there. His latest opus is a five part(FIVE PART!) music video/mini-series about sexual infedelities, one of his favorite subjects.
I really dont know whats better about this series, the mexican soap-opera level acting and production values, or his 'spoken word' renditions that many times seem to break down into incoherent ramblings like some schizophrenic muttering to himself( how many lines does he waste talking about a cramp in his leg? Why the hell would he even put that in the song!
). You know, if this was intentionaly meant to be a comedy, it would be genius, but the fact that we all know he is taking himself 100% seriously just makes this absolutely hilarious
go here http://www.r-kelly.com/index_main.html
and click on VIDEO, watch all five and then marvel at the fact that a TEAM of people made this at most likely a budget in the multiple millions:rotfl:
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Some of his songs were good after the space jam soundtrack and I hear his new cd got good reviews. He is producing a lot now which means he is making a ton of cash.
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Originally Posted by Cyrus923
Some of his songs were good after the space jam soundtrack and I hear his new cd got good reviews. He is producing a lot now which means he is making a ton of cash.
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