Look, he gave her two black eyes last night. Then he made her wear rollerblades cause he know's his car sux.

 

Shes wearing glasses in the picture (to cover the black eyes)

She was wearing roller blades because Lobster is stupid, no other reason.

<Lobster needs to get laid, for the first time>

 

Acually she told me that you make her kick you in your man bag with her roller blades.

 

Actually, I pull it out and then she rollerblades over it. That feels nice!!

 

So let me get this sraight...

She kicks you in your man bag w/ her roller blades.
You pull your man bag out your ***.
Then, she roller blades over your crushed man bag.

That's kinda nasty, but in a good sorta kinky way.

 

Impreziv keeps his condoms in a huge bag, so he is ready to bang tons of hot chicks.

Lobster Man keeps his condoms in the store beacause he dont get to use them.

 

Umm, not quite, but that was half funny.
1. Impreziv is taken, therefor he doesn't bang tons of chicks.
2. Chicks come to me, and are on the pill, no need for condoms.
3. Stop Spying.
4. Do you know what a condom is? You put it on the wrong head.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lobster Man
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2. Chicks come to me, and are on the pill, no need for condoms.


didnt that guy who died from AIDS say the same thing?

 

Lobster Man:

I put it on the wrong head! LOL. Good joke dude!

O, Lobster Man, I am on the pill, can I come over?


hahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!