So I tied the knot this weekend...
08-23-2004, 10:07 AM
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So I tied the knot this weekend...
...at Zepyhr Cove, NV and everything went smoothly...
I took the 18th till 22nd off work seeing how I had to entertain my in-laws from Chicago. I had to entertain my Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, Sister-in-law, her hippy boyfriend.
It was pretty entertaining dealing with this moron all weekend and my best man, subaruguru (aka Dave), can testify to this. My Wife was at work till 7:30pm and I had just got a call from her that they were passing Greenback so I had to entertain them for a couple hours.
No biggie... they enter my home and I help them unpack upstairs. Then my Sister-in-law introduces me her boyfriend, Tony. He's wearing hemp shorts with a tie-dye "Chicago Peace Fest" shirt with a picture of Bush's face crossed out.
Before I go any further let me explain this person's "hidden past". According to my Sister-in-law this yahoo used to be a in the Army as a supply specialist and was relatively conservative. He then got a "Medical Discharge" *cough, cough* for reasons I couldn't fathom nor get out of him. I'm pretty damn sure it wasn't for physical reasons because he's still an amateur gymnastics student.
Anyway, I finally get introduced to this piece of work and am cooking dinner for her entire family when he says, "Hey dude... I forgot all my clothes... can you take me to the nearest Target?" Seeing how I knew they'd get lost without my escort, I had my Mother-in-law takeover in the kitchen and I took him and my Sister-in-law to Target off Consumnes.
We're en route to Target and I suggest swinging by Ross because it's cheaper... he says "Nah man... it's not my money... it's her's", pointing to my Sister-in-law. At this point i'm in awe with this unemployed ******* and begin to wonder if "free money & laziness" fell into the same liberal/hippy category as "free love and socialism"
We also had a few pissing contests about politics after he questioned my service
I Owned this POS so bad my father-in-law told him to shut-up and my Sister-in-law blushed with embarrasment numerous times. She was so embarrassed that we thought she would be interested in hooking up with 'subaruguru' 
<---- A man with a solid future.
Not really trying to start anything here... just wanted to share this story as an example to how someone's life experiences can change their mind. I'm willing to bet my left nut he pissed hot for drugs in the Army (seen it numerous times) and Uncle Sam gave him the boot. Which turned him into a Bush hating liberal because he felt betrayed by the government for his own faults.
Are all you Bush haters this lazy, clumsy and stupid?
I took the 18th till 22nd off work seeing how I had to entertain my in-laws from Chicago. I had to entertain my Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, Sister-in-law, her hippy boyfriend.
It was pretty entertaining dealing with this moron all weekend and my best man, subaruguru (aka Dave), can testify to this. My Wife was at work till 7:30pm and I had just got a call from her that they were passing Greenback so I had to entertain them for a couple hours.
No biggie... they enter my home and I help them unpack upstairs. Then my Sister-in-law introduces me her boyfriend, Tony. He's wearing hemp shorts with a tie-dye "Chicago Peace Fest" shirt with a picture of Bush's face crossed out.
Before I go any further let me explain this person's "hidden past". According to my Sister-in-law this yahoo used to be a in the Army as a supply specialist and was relatively conservative. He then got a "Medical Discharge" *cough, cough* for reasons I couldn't fathom nor get out of him. I'm pretty damn sure it wasn't for physical reasons because he's still an amateur gymnastics student.
Anyway, I finally get introduced to this piece of work and am cooking dinner for her entire family when he says, "Hey dude... I forgot all my clothes... can you take me to the nearest Target?" Seeing how I knew they'd get lost without my escort, I had my Mother-in-law takeover in the kitchen and I took him and my Sister-in-law to Target off Consumnes.
We're en route to Target and I suggest swinging by Ross because it's cheaper... he says "Nah man... it's not my money... it's her's", pointing to my Sister-in-law. At this point i'm in awe with this unemployed ******* and begin to wonder if "free money & laziness" fell into the same liberal/hippy category as "free love and socialism"
We also had a few pissing contests about politics after he questioned my service
I Owned this POS so bad my father-in-law told him to shut-up and my Sister-in-law blushed with embarrasment numerous times. She was so embarrassed that we thought she would be interested in hooking up with 'subaruguru' <---- A man with a solid future.Not really trying to start anything here... just wanted to share this story as an example to how someone's life experiences can change their mind. I'm willing to bet my left nut he pissed hot for drugs in the Army (seen it numerous times) and Uncle Sam gave him the boot. Which turned him into a Bush hating liberal because he felt betrayed by the government for his own faults.
Are all you Bush haters this lazy, clumsy and stupid?
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08-23-2004, 10:17 AM
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Congrats, tied down for life!
You just need to open your mind to the HERB!!!! Honestly though this guy is a moron and a loser. And your sister in law is far from smart for buying his clothing for him. Funny though I never knew that walmart was concidered expensive. Shrug. One question wouldn't he have gotten dishonarable discharge if he used drugs?
Are all you Kerry haters cheap bastards?
Edit, doh the stupid hippy ruined it...he was the cheap bastard...**** i can't use that stero type against you. NO FAIR.
You just need to open your mind to the HERB!!!! Honestly though this guy is a moron and a loser. And your sister in law is far from smart for buying his clothing for him. Funny though I never knew that walmart was concidered expensive. Shrug. One question wouldn't he have gotten dishonarable discharge if he used drugs?
Are all you Kerry haters cheap bastards?
Edit, doh the stupid hippy ruined it...he was the cheap bastard...**** i can't use that stero type against you. NO FAIR.
08-23-2004, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Unregistered
Congrats, tied down for life!
You just need to open your mind to the HERB!!!! Honestly though this guy is a moron and a loser. And your sister in law is far from smart for buying his clothing for him. Funny though I never knew that walmart was concidered expensive.
You just need to open your mind to the HERB!!!! Honestly though this guy is a moron and a loser. And your sister in law is far from smart for buying his clothing for him. Funny though I never knew that walmart was concidered expensive.
Originally Posted by Unregistered
Shrug. One question wouldn't he have gotten dishonarable discharge if he used drugs?
Couldn't find the time to snag his wallet though...
Originally Posted by Unregistered
Are all you Kerry haters cheap bastards?
Edit, doh the stupid hippy ruined it...he was the cheap bastard...**** i can't use that stero type against you. NO FAIR.
Edit, doh the stupid hippy ruined it...he was the cheap bastard...**** i can't use that stero type against you. NO FAIR.
08-23-2004, 10:27 AM
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Hahahah, recon mission. Wonder if he even has a wallet, he might have one of those male purses. Stupid hippies. Well good luck in that she never marries this loser. And i was kidding about the kerry thing. :P
08-23-2004, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Salty
I'm willing to bet my left nut he pissed hot for drugs in the Army (seen it numerous times) and Uncle Sam gave him the boot. Which turned him into a Bush hating liberal because he felt betrayed by the government for his own faults.
08-23-2004, 12:37 PM
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Hey, Salty, make sure you alternate ankles when attaching the ball & chain evry morning so as to equally develope the calf muscles.
PHAGHOT!
Originally Posted by Salty
he's still an amateur gymnastics student.
08-23-2004, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
PHAGHOT!
It's funny you mention that...
After realizing my 3yr old nephew had recently been enrolled in a gymnastics class this weekend I said "be careful with him... wouldn't want his wrist to go limp", to my Sister when Tony was in the same room.
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