Maybe if i put on my best pouty face they'll let me off easy?
08-03-2004, 03:39 PM
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Maybe if i put on my best pouty face they'll let me off easy?
Not when the jurors are REAL soliders you selfish, pregnant ****!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/040803/1/3m60x.html
Hopefully the tables will turn and you'll be the one getting screwed over in prison.
Word of advice...don't attempt to look presentable and professional during a court marshall! We wouldn't want the jury to think you're capable of raising that unborn fetus laying in your belly. Honestly, is it too much to ask for you to buy (and use) an iron, starch and some black kiwi!?
You've already made a complete mockery out of the military, so why not go the extra mile and look like a complete soup sandwich... oh too late. Your goddamn BDU top and bottoms don't even match for crying out loud!
:un****ingbelievable:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/040803/1/3m60x.html
Hopefully the tables will turn and you'll be the one getting screwed over in prison.
Word of advice...don't attempt to look presentable and professional during a court marshall! We wouldn't want the jury to think you're capable of raising that unborn fetus laying in your belly. Honestly, is it too much to ask for you to buy (and use) an iron, starch and some black kiwi!?
You've already made a complete mockery out of the military, so why not go the extra mile and look like a complete soup sandwich... oh too late. Your goddamn BDU top and bottoms don't even match for crying out loud!
:un****ingbelievable:
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08-03-2004, 04:13 PM
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umm how can you tell the condition of her shoes from that pic? And it appears that they do infact match, she has a big ole pile of ugly, but she allwasy has. And the shirt, well prob just an xl cause she is prego.
08-03-2004, 04:24 PM
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There's been a few articles on this with many different pictures of England's full body... it's called Yahoo news and you should look into it sometime.
1) They're called boots, not shoes Einstein. They're Corcoran Field II Combat Jump Boot's to be exact and the polish is for ****.
2)The BDU top looks like it was starched two weeks ago and it appears she's merely trying to hold that starch.
3) The BDU bottoms are bloused for ****, don't match the BDU top as they are faded and don't look like they've ever seen starch. If they had a decent starch then you'd see a "knife-edge" crease down the center and they should appear to be uncomfortable.
1) They're called boots, not shoes Einstein. They're Corcoran Field II Combat Jump Boot's to be exact and the polish is for ****.
2)The BDU top looks like it was starched two weeks ago and it appears she's merely trying to hold that starch.
3) The BDU bottoms are bloused for ****, don't match the BDU top as they are faded and don't look like they've ever seen starch. If they had a decent starch then you'd see a "knife-edge" crease down the center and they should appear to be uncomfortable.
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08-03-2004, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dub2w
This is like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
It's actually attention to detail.
Pictures speak a thousand words and this one exemplifies this...
If you were on trail wouldn't you try to be presentable? The fact her uniform looks like a bag of *******s suggests laziness and that she's not concerned for her future or that of her unborn child. The jurors are ALL military personnel so she's basically entering the lion's den with people just as observant as I am.
If I was a juror and noticed mismatched BDU's and old starch I’d automatically assume negligence. She can't even look squared-away, what makes me think she was capable of performing a good job at Abu Ghraib prison?
I know it's a stretch but it's the little things that count in the end so why not cover all the bases?
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Originally Posted by Salty
There's been a few articles on this with many different pictures of England's full body... it's called Yahoo news and you should look into it sometime.
1) They're called boots, not shoes Einstein. They're Corcoran Field II Combat Jump Boot's to be exact and the polish is for ****.
2)The BDU top looks like it was starched two weeks ago and it appears she's merely trying to hold that starch.
3) The BDU bottoms are bloused for ****, don't match the BDU top as they are faded and don't look like they've ever seen starch. If they had a decent starch then you'd see a "knife-edge" crease down the center and they should appear to be uncomfortable.
1) They're called boots, not shoes Einstein. They're Corcoran Field II Combat Jump Boot's to be exact and the polish is for ****.
2)The BDU top looks like it was starched two weeks ago and it appears she's merely trying to hold that starch.
3) The BDU bottoms are bloused for ****, don't match the BDU top as they are faded and don't look like they've ever seen starch. If they had a decent starch then you'd see a "knife-edge" crease down the center and they should appear to be uncomfortable.
Dont over analyze or anything bud.. haha
08-04-2004, 03:02 PM
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No kidding...
I think we can link all her aggression toward the prisoners to small person syndrome and the fact she looks like she's been attacked with a bag full of *******s.
I think we can link all her aggression toward the prisoners to small person syndrome and the fact she looks like she's been attacked with a bag full of *******s.
08-04-2004, 04:33 PM
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first off if she really did care about her child she probably would want to be found guilty at her court martial so she can actually have health care and that way she won't have to raise the poor bastard herself. Plus her defense is going to be that she ISN'T a professional soldier and she didn't really know what she was doing. Would you want to look AJ squared away if thats what you were trying to prove?
Did anyone see any of the other pictures and how short her attorneys skirt is?
Did anyone see any of the other pictures and how short her attorneys skirt is?
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I don't give a poop about her lack of ability to properly spit shine her jump boots, her inability to match faded BDU pants with that disgusting materity BDU blouse, or that she can't starch/iron to save her ****.
The Black Beret does not belong on that soldier!
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The Black Beret does not belong on that soldier!
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08-04-2004, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
The Black Beret does not belong on that soldier!
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