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Old Feb 1, 2005 | 03:46 PM
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Iraqi militants capture U.S. Soldier

Oops should read Iraqi militants use MS Paint




How F'n pathetic is that?!
Old Feb 1, 2005 | 03:55 PM
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Yeah I saw this as I accessed AIM today. A little story popped up like it was true too. I thought it was for a second until the face in the photo looked fishy. I thought his “wax like” figure made him look like plastic or that maybe he was a pissed heat casualty.

I love the camo finish on the M4. People from DEVGRU and CAG have a hard time getting those highspeed finishes. I also like the fact there’s no magazine in the well and he’s still wearing an LBE vest that’s two sizes big.

http://cnn.worldnews.printthis.click...partnerID=2006

One last thing... any true solider knows that those kneepads would be around the ankles by then

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So the election has people dancing in the streets and the best the militants can come up with is lets take a picture of a toy and say we captured an American?! I would have loved to been a fly on the wall for that meeting.
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So the election has people dancing in the streets and the best the militants can come up with is lets take a picture of a toy and say we captured an American?! I would have loved to been a fly on the wall for that meeting.

My thoughts exactly.

This makes them look much, much worse and desperate.
Old Feb 1, 2005 | 04:17 PM
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President Bush has illegally deployed Toy Soldiers to Iraq who were underequipped and ill trained, thus this captured toy. Knowing the President's cowboy ways, more than likely G.I. Joe will be re-deployed from the Cobra Command theater in order to mount a rescue mission. Though a spokeperson for Mattel was unable to confirm or deny that story. On a side note John Kerry stated he was for Action figures in Iraq prior to being against them.
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President Bush has illegally deployed Toy Soldiers to Iraq who were underequipped and ill trained, thus this captured toy. Knowing the President's cowboy ways, more than likely G.I. Joe will be re-deployed from the Cobra Command theater in order to mount a rescue mission. Though a spokeperson for Mattel was unable to confirm or deny that story. On a side note John Kerry stated he was for Action figures in Iraq prior to being against them.
LOL
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Hahaha, I have to admit that's hilarious.
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Military officials notified the captured soldiers wife this afternoon
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She then enlisted
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Her sister was already in the Navy and has asked for re-assignment to the SEALs
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Hahahaha...do you play with dolls still ?
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Al Jazeera Barbie stated that the streets will flow with the melted plastic of the non-believers
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Hahahaha...do you play with dolls still ?
Why? Do you want to borrow some?
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We don't need a reminder of what Islamic militants do to American dolls
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Hahaha, you know it! I have to put some of them in hippie-commune style clothes and give them "No war for oil" signs hahaha



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