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Old Feb 16, 2006 | 11:37 AM
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The hypocracy of Bryant gumball

Originally Posted by Bryant Gumball
"And finally tonight the Winter Games. Count me among those that don't like 'em and won't watch 'em. In fact, I figure when Thomas Paine said, "These are the times that try men's souls", he must have been talking about the start of another Winter Olympics. Because they are so trying, maybe over the next three weeks we should all try too. Like try not to be incredulous when someone tries to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks who never heard of skating or skiing. So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of Blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention. Try not to point out that something's not really a sport if a psuedo-athlete waits in what's called a "kiss and cry area" while some panel of subjective judges decides who won. And try to blot out all logic when announcers and sports writers pretend to care about the luge, the skeleton, the biathlon, and all those other events they don't understand and totally ignore for all but three weeks every four years. Face it, these Olympics are little more than a marketing plan to fill space and sell time during the dreary days of February. So, if only to hasten the arrival of the day they're done, and we can move on to March Madness, for God's sake, let the Games begin."
So let me get this strait, Bryant, the olympics are a sham this year because the best atletes aren't competing, the best athlets aren't competing because there aren't enough blacks? So all of the good athletes are black?

News flash moron, how many black figure skaters do you see? Not many, because more whites figure skate and ski than blacks.

Bryant, you are the last person(sorry excuse for) that should talk, you are whiter than most whites I know. What makes you "black", your skin color?

Can't we put race past us and all just be people? Not with idiots like you. Quit your whining.

Ironic how so many of those who cry racisim, are the real racists
Old Feb 16, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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So let me get this strait, Bryant, the olympics are a sham this year because the best atletes aren't competing, the best athlets aren't competing because there aren't enough blacks? So all of the good athletes are black?

News flash moron, how many black figure skaters do you see? Not many, because more whites figure skate and ski than blacks.

Bryant, you are the last person(sorry excuse for) that should talk, you are whiter than most whites I know. What makes you "black", your skin color?

Can't we put race past us and all just be people? Not with idiots like you.
With you 110% on this one. What a complete Jackass....
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I've always though Bryant was a douchebag, his brother isn't so bad, but man every time Bryant opens his mouth it seems something stupid comes out. He seems to thrive on controversy and provocation just for the sake of being a dick.
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Seriously though...screw Bryant Gumble. The winter olympics are sick purely for the speeds the ski, snowboard, luge, and bobsled athletes acheive with gravity. 80+mph is amazing to see.

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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
So let me get this strait, Bryant, the olympics are a sham this year because the best atletes aren't competing, the best athlets aren't competing because there aren't enough blacks? So all of the good athletes are black?

News flash moron, how many black figure skaters do you see? Not many, because more whites figure skate and ski than blacks.

Bryant, you are the last person(sorry excuse for) that should talk, you are whiter than most whites I know. What makes you "black", your skin color?

Can't we put race past us and all just be people? Not with idiots like you. Quit your whining.

Ironic how so many of those who cry racisim, are the real racists
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Originally Posted by MVWRX
80+mph is amazing to see.
Its even more of a rush to experience, with only a thin suit and your skis between you and the snow- you just can't beat fast skiing for pure adrenaline thrills
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Like try not to be incredulous when someone tries to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks who never heard of skating or skiing.
da truff!!
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They never heard of bicycles or guns either...the olympics evolve, thank goodness, otherwise they'd only have some sprints, a marathon, and some jumping...
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^^ Don't forget wrestling.
And he is a pig. Rush was fired for alot less.
Obviously a liberal taking any cheap shot at the republicans he can to perpetuate the myth that just becouse you are a conservative you are a racist.
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* cheap shot *
Have any of you heard about Ted Kennedys school of swiming ?
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I still don't see an African country or even foreign africans with medals, why is that?
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Originally Posted by TheRude1
^^ Don't forget wrestling.
And he is a pig. Rush was fired for alot less.
Obviously a liberal taking any cheap shot at the republicans he can to perpetuate the myth that just becouse you are a conservative you are a racist.
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Have any of you heard about Ted Kennedys school of swiming ?
Rush was fired because he is a Jackass. You seem to follow his school of thought too.
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i'm gonna "try not to laugh" when his show gets canned..
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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
I still don't see an African country or even foreign africans with medals, why is that?
Are you kidding?



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