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Here's another figure to laugh at (please don't take seriously)
This is a light jab... nothing too harsh
Can anyone who voted for Bush find humor in this? (other than laughing at the creator of the picture, of course- I know lots of you'll do that)
I find it hilarious- but I don't get the 'kittens' part, and it's hard for me to make the connection with '17th century pirates.' But the 'NASCAR dads', 'washing mashine repairmen', 'honkies', and 'adult victims of FAS', are all spot-on IMHO.
I'd actually be curious to see a Kerry version to see what the right thinks of the left demographic.
This is a light jab... nothing too harsh
Can anyone who voted for Bush find humor in this? (other than laughing at the creator of the picture, of course- I know lots of you'll do that)
I find it hilarious- but I don't get the 'kittens' part, and it's hard for me to make the connection with '17th century pirates.' But the 'NASCAR dads', 'washing mashine repairmen', 'honkies', and 'adult victims of FAS', are all spot-on IMHO.
I'd actually be curious to see a Kerry version to see what the right thinks of the left demographic.
Originally Posted by scoobsport98
I'd actually be curious to see a Kerry version to see what the right thinks of the left demographic.

Welfare moms
Hyrdrocephalics
Death row inmates
The recently deceased
Everquest players living in mom's basement
7th year college seniors
Ho Chi Minh
Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.)
Last edited by FUNKED1; Nov 4, 2004 at 09:57 PM. Reason: thought of funnier response
Originally Posted by Unregistered
I took them when I was in every step of my education. You seem to forget this isn't my first language. I got a perfect on the SAT, if you really must know. Also this is a forum on the web and I post as fast as I can since Im usually multi-tasking.
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Originally Posted by FUNKED1
I'll try 
Welfare moms -good
Hyrdrocephalics -clever
Death row inmates -maybe- but a very small %
The recently deceased -good
Everquest players living in mom's basement - kinda weak
7th year college seniors -weak
Ho Chi Minh -c'mon, give up on that Nam thing- you buy into the 'Swift Boat Veterans Who Can't Swim'?
Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) - good (double-meaning- clever), but harsh

Welfare moms -good
Hyrdrocephalics -clever
Death row inmates -maybe- but a very small %
The recently deceased -good
Everquest players living in mom's basement - kinda weak
7th year college seniors -weak
Ho Chi Minh -c'mon, give up on that Nam thing- you buy into the 'Swift Boat Veterans Who Can't Swim'?
Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) - good (double-meaning- clever), but harsh
'A' for effort (and some real clever humor)... but I don't think it's quite as 'accurate' or humerous as the figure I posted... But, again, that's from my point of view. Of course I'm not going to find this one as funny.
Feel free to criticize the list on the figure...
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Originally Posted by FUNKED1
New DNC Slogan: "WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU - OBEY!" 

... this is my weak post for the day... I don't feel like explaining myself here- I've got homework to do for tomorrow morning.
Originally Posted by subaruguru
What school administers regular IQ tests?
None that I know of, I took them because of other reasons. I'll let you guess.

Hella, I believe you can take them several ways. The actual validity of them is in my oppioin pointless. They are pretty long but I believe if you don't wanna pay go find one online. They are usually several hundred question long. Or go to a psychologist and ask for one.
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Originally Posted by scoobsport98
NOTICE-I added commentary in your quote
'A' for effort (and some real clever humor)... but I don't think it's quite as 'accurate' or humerous as the figure I posted... But, again, that's from my point of view. Of course I'm not going to find this one as funny.
Feel free to criticize the list on the figure...
'A' for effort (and some real clever humor)... but I don't think it's quite as 'accurate' or humerous as the figure I posted... But, again, that's from my point of view. Of course I'm not going to find this one as funny.
Feel free to criticize the list on the figure...
Originally Posted by Salty
You scored in the 99.975 percentile and attended University of Texas at Austin? Not saying it's a bad school because they have a good law program but as an undergrad?....
BTW, I’m usually running scenarios with potential clients, babysitting lenders/title companies, ordering supplies dealing with mortgage reps, brokers and walk-in's all day long. Nobody cares if you multi-task either!
BTW, I’m usually running scenarios with potential clients, babysitting lenders/title companies, ordering supplies dealing with mortgage reps, brokers and walk-in's all day long. Nobody cares if you multi-task either!
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Originally Posted by riptide2
Since you're making condescending remarks about other people's college choice... how about posting your alma mater?
My alma mater is Galt High School, Ca., Several schools in the U.S. Army, 1 Marine Corps School (2 cadre positions and 1 instructor position) and whatever it took to get my CA sales & brokers license for real estate.
Now go ahead and tell me that wallpaper = the smarts.
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Originally Posted by constellation
Salty, i don't mean to be an ***. Or maybe i do, i don't know - but you should'nt be too condescending. You're a REAL ESTATE AGENT.
If you want to poke fun at me being a REAL ESTATE AGENT then let me ask you why you went to college. I'm sure part of it was for and education and part of is was for success. Now let's compare our 2002/2003 1099's and W2's and let me say you're a RECENT COLLEGE GRAD THAT'S JUST BEEN INTRODUCED INTO THE REAL WORLD. This is directed toward Unregistered courtesy of your comments toward me... I’m not entirely sure what paths you took in life, constellation
Originally Posted by Salty
I wasn't trying to be condescending because I know some people goto certain schools for financial and/or personal reasons. I just thought it was suspect to have a person with a 1600 SAT score going to UT at Austin when there's obviously so much more potential.
If you want to poke fun at me being a REAL ESTATE AGENT then let me ask you why you went to college. I'm sure part of it was for and education and part of is was for success. Now let's compare our 2002/2003 1099's and W2's and let me say you're a RECENT COLLEGE GRAD THAT'S JUST BEEN INTRODUCED INTO THE REAL WORLD. This is directed toward Unregistered courtesy of your comments toward me... I’m not entirely sure what paths you took in life, constellation
If you want to poke fun at me being a REAL ESTATE AGENT then let me ask you why you went to college. I'm sure part of it was for and education and part of is was for success. Now let's compare our 2002/2003 1099's and W2's and let me say you're a RECENT COLLEGE GRAD THAT'S JUST BEEN INTRODUCED INTO THE REAL WORLD. This is directed toward Unregistered courtesy of your comments toward me... I’m not entirely sure what paths you took in life, constellation

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(P1): You know, Dr. Smith, I have a feeling that my new BMW is faster than your Mercedes.
(P2): Oh, come on Dr. Jones... you know that we are both professionals here. Let's just pull our pants down and measure.
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Well, I'm a 3d design and animation major, and i have a bachelors of science. I'm not claiming any higher education, other than i was at the top of my class. The only pissing rights i have is that i'm 23 and i make a lot of money - for a kid who's only been in the industry for a year - so unless you're pulling in over 120k/yr, us comparing W2's really wouldnt be worth it the drive, or the beer you'd give me as a gesture, or the snacks your wife would give us while we sat with our calculators.


