His closing bit the other night:

"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more
money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war
because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your
term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out.
No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk
away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company
and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job.

How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying:
there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in.
Please don't.

I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with
Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space
program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving
embryos the vote.

But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern
like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised
that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a
man. Herbert Hoover was a ****ty president, but even he never conceded an
entire city to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of
New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love
this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were
on the other side.

So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "

 

I'm trying to remeber when Bill was funny.....................................turns out never, at least he's consistent.

 

the truth hurts, doesnt it.

 

oh such ownage you have. You keep living your life the Bill Maher way, let me know how that works for you. Hard to take a guy for reals when he is nothing more than anti-Christian bigot and standard hollyweird leftist America hater.....I guess small minds do think alike.


Jon Stewart > Bill Maher x eleventybillion

 

So he's blaming Bush for losing allies and a surplus, wich is a valid criticizim, but in the same sentance blaming him for the 911 attacks and hurricane katrina?

These two paragraphs contradict each other, in the first one he says that Bush is the worst president since Herbert Hoover, wich is fine, it's his opinion. But in the next paragraph he points out that we experienced a large terrorist attack and one of the worst natural disasters in american history.

 

Yeah, he mixes in too much of Bush's luck with Bush's actual short comings. Oh well. I guess he was saying if Bush uses a god-mandate type deal (which he does for certain things), then maybe god is actually giving him signs that he chooses to ignore. Stupid argument, since it's all symatic and based on religion that Bill himself doesn't believe, but hey I bet he entertained some people and that's really what his job is.

 

Bill is just mad because he's never been accepted into the F.A.G. (Film Actors Guild). That and his head is way too big for his little body. I guess I'd be mad at the world too. Or in his case the leader of the free world.

 

lol. touchy arent we. dont worry i dont live my life by any celebrity, such vanity. im no fan of maher either, i just thought it was funny the way he put it.

i do agree that jon stewart > maher x 11tybillion

 

Yeah I like Jon Stewart way better, but sometimes Bill is funny.

It was an entertaining little rant. I got a chuckle out of it and thats all it is to me.

 

You're making more and more sense every day.

It's entertaining to me when I hear his rhetoric because I realize almost everyone in this forum is smarter than him, yet his dumb ***, along with ninety five percent of the hollywood morons are still making millions.

 

A-Focking-Men to that.