when you girlfriend complains u love your car more than her...
...lol ok lets stop getting off topic
10-09-2003, 08:20 PM
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I broke up with a girl for my car....
Well, that is what I told her anyway, I said she would eventually get jealous of it. Which would have been true, but the real reasons are...
She didn't have that great of body...
Had a 5 y/o.... (I don't want to be a dad but I like kids)
A few hairs on her bewbies....
And I only saw her on the weekends, I didn't have any time to hang with my friends/ do stuff to the car.
The only thing I miss is sex.
Well, that is what I told her anyway, I said she would eventually get jealous of it. Which would have been true, but the real reasons are...
She didn't have that great of body...
Had a 5 y/o.... (I don't want to be a dad but I like kids)
A few hairs on her bewbies....
And I only saw her on the weekends, I didn't have any time to hang with my friends/ do stuff to the car.
The only thing I miss is sex.
10-10-2003, 12:53 AM
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Originally posted by Akiata
The only thing I miss is sex.
The only thing I miss is sex.
As for screwing the tailpipe of your car you better hope that thing is cold if you don't want to scald your dick... and you have a stock honda sized one you can feel, don't want no loose apexi style one if you're gonna go be an automotive perv.... I'd say just be friends with your car. Thats not a relationship worth taking to the next level. It already gets pretty hot under the bonnett when you ride anyway....
-DE
10-10-2003, 10:17 AM
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My ex-gf did that a lot. I always said, "Baby, I love you both equally." Wonder why she's my ex? lol We both knew it wasn't true. She's gone, the car isn't.
JC
JC
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10-10-2003, 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by AzN121184
dont u feel lonely in the car alone tho? i mean dont u think it's better to have ur gf next to you?
dont u feel lonely in the car alone tho? i mean dont u think it's better to have ur gf next to you?
JC
10-10-2003, 03:58 PM
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ok FIRST!!!! damn.. guys sound like creeps when they say that they love their car more than their lady. hahahha sry guys =D but i dunno.. i guess i would understand if i were a guy. cuz a car can take u places.. i guess? hahah iono... hmm.. oh yeah this is AzN 12 11 84's gf. hahaha =D i weigh 107!! and i think im 5'5"! hahaha =D
10-10-2003, 04:13 PM
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well i don't really care how much he spends on his car, but i dunno i guess guys should just know the limit right? and i know that girls should know the limits when it comes to stuff we do like shopping or whatever. i don't want him to spend money on me that's the thing so yeah =D