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Merry Christmas to Me!
Gather 'round now, for Y'all are about to hear a tale of perseverance and wits.
In February of 2001, I purchased an Apexi N1 Exhaust off Ebay for my little scoob. Well, lo and behold, the seller said that they never received the money order I sent him. Uh-oh!
I called the money order company once he sent me an email that said "If you could send me out another money order, that would be great"... WHATEVER! The money order company sent me a copy of the cancelled money order, and I had to get an affadavit to send to the seller, and he would sign that saying that he never received a money order. Weeelllllll, lo and behold, he claims to have lost the affadavit sometime when he was "moving", or whatever.
At this point, I was about as miffed as a wolverine on crack. Now it's June, and the fool just sends me the email telling me this.
The funny thing is, he has the nerve to get pissed at me for getting pissed at him for taking his good old sweet time.
Oh yeah, I sent the affadavit, as well as future mailings, by certified mail, which I never got reimbursed for.
Smart me, I saved all documentation pertaining to my ordeal. Right after that, I a'reckoned that something wasn't right. My spidey sense armed, I took a look at the signature on the back of the money order, and looked at the signature on the receipt for the certified mail I sent to him.
BAM! Bingo! WEEeeeEEELLLLL,,, lo and behold, the signatures matched.
I sent the perpetrator an email saying that I had signatures that matched. Of course, I wasn't too gosh durn friendly when I sent it, maybe included a little cussin'. He writes back in what I like to call "trapped in the corner" defense, saying that I was an f'en idiot and didn't sent the M.O. to the right address, and that I was this and that and my momma was this...,
When I sent him the matching signature copies (certified mail again), he let the time period expire as to when he could pick it up. And he still thinks that he didn't do anything wrong. AGGGGG!!!!!
Anyway, once he actually picked up the signatures, he said that if the signatures matched, he'd take his "Sweet *** Time" to send it out to me.
A few weeks later, I get an email saying that the signatures matched, and that he would send it out.
WOOHOOO!!!!!
Christmas Eve, loooooo and behold, Santa leaves a big 'ol box on my door, and on the side of it says "Apex". BAM!
Oh yeah, and on the address, it says my name with a nice little "The D I see kay" (except it actually said it) as my middle name.
What a chump!
So to all y'all decent folk out there, be sure to drink your....
be sure to be armed with the facts, and don't let any fool mess with you!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
-If anyone would like information on this individual, or would like to see the complete idiotic email dialogue, just ax!
In February of 2001, I purchased an Apexi N1 Exhaust off Ebay for my little scoob. Well, lo and behold, the seller said that they never received the money order I sent him. Uh-oh!
I called the money order company once he sent me an email that said "If you could send me out another money order, that would be great"... WHATEVER! The money order company sent me a copy of the cancelled money order, and I had to get an affadavit to send to the seller, and he would sign that saying that he never received a money order. Weeelllllll, lo and behold, he claims to have lost the affadavit sometime when he was "moving", or whatever.
At this point, I was about as miffed as a wolverine on crack. Now it's June, and the fool just sends me the email telling me this.
The funny thing is, he has the nerve to get pissed at me for getting pissed at him for taking his good old sweet time.
Oh yeah, I sent the affadavit, as well as future mailings, by certified mail, which I never got reimbursed for.
Smart me, I saved all documentation pertaining to my ordeal. Right after that, I a'reckoned that something wasn't right. My spidey sense armed, I took a look at the signature on the back of the money order, and looked at the signature on the receipt for the certified mail I sent to him.
BAM! Bingo! WEEeeeEEELLLLL,,, lo and behold, the signatures matched.
I sent the perpetrator an email saying that I had signatures that matched. Of course, I wasn't too gosh durn friendly when I sent it, maybe included a little cussin'. He writes back in what I like to call "trapped in the corner" defense, saying that I was an f'en idiot and didn't sent the M.O. to the right address, and that I was this and that and my momma was this...,
When I sent him the matching signature copies (certified mail again), he let the time period expire as to when he could pick it up. And he still thinks that he didn't do anything wrong. AGGGGG!!!!!
Anyway, once he actually picked up the signatures, he said that if the signatures matched, he'd take his "Sweet *** Time" to send it out to me.
A few weeks later, I get an email saying that the signatures matched, and that he would send it out.
WOOHOOO!!!!!
Christmas Eve, loooooo and behold, Santa leaves a big 'ol box on my door, and on the side of it says "Apex". BAM!
Oh yeah, and on the address, it says my name with a nice little "The D I see kay" (except it actually said it) as my middle name.
What a chump!
So to all y'all decent folk out there, be sure to drink your....
be sure to be armed with the facts, and don't let any fool mess with you!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
-If anyone would like information on this individual, or would like to see the complete idiotic email dialogue, just ax!
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