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Originally Posted by 4XREX
Originally Posted by r8c3 w1t m3
what up its anthony
i was wonder if you had an extra light.
I had 4 but 2 broke lol
if you have that one let me know and ill just get it at uckk or something
thanks anthony
i was wonder if you had an extra light.
I had 4 but 2 broke lol
if you have that one let me know and ill just get it at uckk or something
thanks anthony
i see the spaces now.
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs one of the billiard
*****, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."He finishes his drink,
pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While
the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he
asks.
"No, What?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he
measures everything first."
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs one of the billiard
*****, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow
swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."He finishes his drink,
pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While
the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he
asks.
"No, What?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it
out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he
measures everything first."
