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they say that in the london underground... 
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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named
Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes
Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving
the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now.
You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun." The farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
house, and Randy took off like a shot.
WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times,
and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a
commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after the flock of geese down by the lake.
Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is
distraught -- worried that his expensive rooster won't Even last 24
hours.
Sure enough the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day
to find Randy dead as a doorknob -- stone cold in the middle of the
yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the
loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says,
"Oh, Randy, I told you To pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow
down,
now look what you've done To yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
and says, "SHHHH, they're getting closer..... {:> he..he..he..
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster which he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named
Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes
Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving
the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now.
You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun." The farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
house, and Randy took off like a shot.
WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the hen house three or four times,
and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a
commotion in the duck pen. Sure enough, Randy is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Randy after the flock of geese down by the lake.
Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is
distraught -- worried that his expensive rooster won't Even last 24
hours.
Sure enough the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day
to find Randy dead as a doorknob -- stone cold in the middle of the
yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the
loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says,
"Oh, Randy, I told you To pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow
down,
now look what you've done To yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
and says, "SHHHH, they're getting closer..... {:> he..he..he..
