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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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I lol'd

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married.



There was only one little thing bothering me...

It was her beautiful younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.



She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.



One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.





She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.



She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.



I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.



I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.



Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.



We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family."







And the moral of this story is:





Always keep your condoms in your car.
Old Apr 4, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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^lol, I read this somewhere else before, but it's still funny
Old Apr 4, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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HAHA i wasn't trippin...
Old Apr 5, 2008 | 08:22 AM
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HAHA i wasn't trippin...
no problem for trying
Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
Old Apr 6, 2008 | 05:52 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khf1Q53eiWc
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
I lol'd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...


and heeees....SAFE!!
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
I lol'd
best story ever!
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 09:57 AM
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Old Apr 7, 2008 | 10:31 AM
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sweet liquid cooled

PS3 needs it more
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 10:43 AM
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This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 10 seconds.

That, my friend, is one lame rule.
Old Apr 8, 2008 | 08:28 AM
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Old Apr 8, 2008 | 08:29 AM
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This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 10 seconds.

That, my friend, is one lame rule.
they are bandwidth ******.
Old Apr 8, 2008 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by hey1
This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 10 seconds.

That, my friend, is one lame rule.
yeah taht was my enemy for the first 3k posts



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