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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by paul@dbtuned
Whilst in the Army, I had a roomie that spent 2 yrs in South Korea.
He loved it.

While not wanting to come across as being gay, this room mate, who happened to be a white dude from MN, was hung like a proverbial horse.

One night, after he'd done a bunch of crank, he tells me the following:

Paul, have you ever required the services of a working girl?
I replied no, as my hands have yet to turn me down.

Well, Paul, you're really missing out.
When I was in Korea, I had a favorite hooker that I would call on most Saturday nights.
After month's of pounding this chick, usually very drunk, I tried to persuade her to let me try out the back door.
This particular night, after pounding back a bottle or three of soju, I was seducing her from behind, the way she liked it.
Every so often, I'd try the no no spot.
Everytime she'd say no.

This drove me crazy; I was the customer and was willing to pay.
Finally, in a formaldahyde-induced frenzy, I simply took what I wanted.
She screamed bloody murder, saying something about being too big for her, so I pushed her face into the pillow.

After finishing, I noticed that she was crying, sobbing about how I had hurt her.
Now, this wasn't the first time I had sodomized a woman, and it wasn't the first time that residue was left on me.

However, this was the first time that the lady allowed a small german brown trout out.
It wasn't the sight of fecal matter, but the putrid stench of digested kimchi, fish, and MREs that made me puke on her.

The puke rolled down her back, into her hair, and down her face.

This really set her off, screaming, yelling for mama-san.
Mama san came into the room swinging a stick...like a mop handle...at me.

I ran out ofthe room into the bar, trying to pull my pants up over poo covered stick, with other GIs laughing & pointing.
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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so this is pauls "friend"
Old Mar 23, 2007 | 08:23 AM
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 01:35 PM
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 01:38 PM
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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
hmm...
Old Mar 23, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper..........
Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen

Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.
Original fuel and oil
Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.

Old Mar 23, 2007 | 02:32 PM
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old Mar 26, 2007 | 02:37 PM
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http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3116560

10 Things You Never Knew About SEX

1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

2. Humans aren't the only horny members of the animal kingdom doing it just for fun. Dolphins and a type of chimpanzee called the bonobo have also been observed engaging in sexual activity when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles.

3. While Viagra has made erectile dysfunction (affecting 10 to 12 percent of men) a household phrase, the opposite problem -- premature ejaculation -- is more common (affecting 24 to 27 percent of men). The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is currently reviewing a drug called dapoxetine as a cure for this problem.

4. Crank up that thermostat... orgasms may be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion, reddening or darkeing of the skin known as the "sex flush," is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm may be.

5. If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.

6. Homosexuality is not unique to humans. Many species have been observed engaging in homosexual activity, and in fact male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of all mammals.

7. On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world -- 1 in 17 of us -- will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, 4,000 people are having sex at any given time.

8. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.

9. Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.

10. 70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.
Old Mar 26, 2007 | 09:51 PM
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eddie griffin crashes an enzo

http://cbs2.com/video/?id=36333@kcbs.dayport.com

even when broken, it stops on a dime.
Old Mar 26, 2007 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
eddie griffin crashes an enzo

http://cbs2.com/video/?id=36333@kcbs.dayport.com

even when broken, it stops on a dime.
lol idiot. The guy directly behind the k rail barely even moved.
Old Mar 26, 2007 | 10:19 PM
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must be nice ...
in teh second clip when they interview him hes still cool as **** after crashing a $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ car
Old Mar 26, 2007 | 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
eddie griffin crashes an enzo

http://cbs2.com/video/?id=36333@kcbs.dayport.com

even when broken, it stops on a dime.
yey now theres only 398 enzos left
Old Mar 27, 2007 | 07:42 AM
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