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Old Feb 13, 2007 | 01:41 PM
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it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken
her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day
trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never
met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. !

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle
of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Un-
fortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road
or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly
crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep
snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about
was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she
attempted
to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that
she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered
her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves.
they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to Unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
Old Feb 13, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 08:43 AM
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I think we should follow Japan's lead on the valentine's day concept, and also incorpate White Day concept as well

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
White Day is a festival that was created by a concentrated marketing effort in Japan. White Day is celebrated in Japan and Korea on March 14, one month after Valentine's Day. On Valentine's Day, women give gifts to men; on White Day, men who received chocolate on Valentine's Day return the favor and give gifts to women. This holiday is starting to gain popularity in Hong Kong, where Japanese influence is strong.

There are many theories about the origins of White Day, but according to one, the holiday began in 1965, when a marshmallow maker started marketing to men that they should pay back the women who gave them chocolate and other gifts with marshmallows. Originally it was called Marshmallow Day, and later it was changed to White Day.

Soon, the chocolate companies started realizing that they could capitalise as well on this day, and began marketing white chocolate. Now, Japanese men give both white and non-white chocolate, as well as other edible and non-edible gifts, such as jewellery or objects of sentimental value, to the women who gave them chocolate on Valentine's Day a month prior.
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:07 AM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:26 AM
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i know who that is

so does ferdie and franco
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:28 AM
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Hey Everyone...
Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:33 AM
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hi niki thanks you too
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
i know who that is

so does ferdie and franco

Eddie Kaye Thomas
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:40 AM
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bah red x
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
bah red x
http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...=Search+Images
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:43 AM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:47 AM
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yeah you will get banned for that not the nor cal myspace thread haha jk
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Originally Posted by hey1

Imprezer really does look like Finch
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:52 AM
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he looks edward nortanish in that pic
Old Feb 14, 2007 | 11:34 AM
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I'm going with Finch.



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