Bwahahahahah PwNED!

 

raise some hell

 

OMGHI2NASIOC? And raise as much ruckus as you can. haha

Tim

 

This is like talking to fob-io. (sounds like some Vietnamese place)

Tim

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tenjewberrymud

Anyone who has tried to order room service in a hotel in Asia will
appreciate this email. Unfortunately, there should be a follow up email to
let us know what the guest actually received, because I can bet it was NOT
what he ordered !!!

You have to read it outloud.. its kinda funny then.

Tenjewberrymud!

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes
'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No.. just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"

 

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Just wow... man, I need an asprin now...

 

Sounds like a fob version of jar jar bing.

 

http://www.oakos.com/wrx/weights.htm

its dead weight throw it out

Hood rod 1 lb. 4 oz.
Windshield washer reservoir & pump 1 lb. 1 oz.
Day time running light module 8 oz.
Air inlet snorkel 2 lbs. 10 oz.
Cruise control assembly and cable w/ brackets 3 lbs.
Wastegate control solenoid cover 9 oz.
Fog light assembly 1 lb. 11 oz. Each
Spare Tire Wing Nut 3 Oz.
Spare Tire 26.5 lbs.

16 ounces = 1 pound
28.35 grams = 1 ounce
453.6 grams = 1 pound

 

everybody jump in this thread like a homo gang bang.....

https://www.i-club.com/forums/gruppe-s-510-783-5300-141/wheres-my-damn-side-visors-120820/

 

^^^ its happened! "CJ" has snapped!...

 

something interesting to read

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!

 

holy crap that is freaky.

 

i jumped in

 

for sale on nasioc SCIC... someone jump on it..

LOL

 

lots of....custom fabrication i see....

 

things like this is why i created this thread