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Old Oct 10, 2005 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BLITZSTI
talked about owned....


You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek
wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding
with about 600 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride
having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that
PUTANA.(BlTCH)"

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong. His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over
$92,000 for a 600 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 600
friends and family members. This guy has ***** the size of church
bells.
wow that was creative, sucks for the groom in a way
Old Oct 10, 2005 | 04:00 PM
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CRAP ITS AN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!


jk i have to go home after this crappy day at work and read all the posts

including the nice rack thread
Old Oct 10, 2005 | 08:59 PM
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this is what franco will be teaching his kid, when he has one...
gotta start him early

Old Oct 10, 2005 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by c279a
this is what franco will be teaching his kid, when he has one...
gotta start him early


Hahaha true
Old Oct 12, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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shocker!!!
Old Oct 12, 2005 | 11:35 AM
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That's bad ***.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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looks like a deer caught in the headlights...

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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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that's a poor form of apprehension. unless that's the way they're trained. the suspect can clearly reach for the handgun and use it.

if i were him i'd use the other arm for resistance

plus the lock on the hand thing seems awkward, i would grab the wrist
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by slowguy626
that's a poor form of apprehension. unless that's the way they're trained. the suspect can clearly reach for the handgun and use it.

if i were him i'd use the other arm for resistance

plus the lock on the hand thing seems awkward, i would grab the wrist
Nah, that's the right way. Notice how his arm is oddly rolled under and he has the prisoners arm turned back over. He's not putting him in any pain so he'll cooperate but if need be all he has to do is bring his hand up right and he'll put tons of presure on the elbow. Then if he still won't cooperate break it with a downward thrust.

Also, there is a guy with a camera. He more than likely is covering the prisoners at gun point as this is SOP on EPW (enemy prisoner of war) apprehension tactics.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 02:35 PM
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that position just seems awkward, it looks like he's using a compliant type of hold mixed in w/ some non-compliant hold

plus if someone is taking a picture i dont think he/she has a weapon pointed at the prisoner
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MorallyBass



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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by slowguy626
that position just seems awkward, it looks like he's using a compliant type of hold mixed in w/ some non-compliant hold

plus if someone is taking a picture i dont think he/she has a weapon pointed at the prisoner

Trust me, soldiers are the best multi-taskers there are. He was probably BBQing off to the side also.
Old Oct 14, 2005 | 12:20 AM
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http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1399315&page=1

Hon-DUH "tech" site. Tyson is my designer friend from Northrop.

They argue basically about which sway bar support plate is stronger. I just destroy their analysis (i also got concurrence from other stress analysts too hehe). Its the numbered stuff that "Tyson" posts up on the first page. I can look at the friggin thing and say which one is stronger.

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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by samurai
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1399315&page=1

Hon-DUH "tech" site. Tyson is my designer friend from Northrop.

They argue basically about which sway bar support plate is stronger. I just destroy their analysis (i also got concurrence from other stress analysts too hehe). Its the numbered stuff that "Tyson" posts up on the first page. I can look at the friggin thing and say which one is stronger.

Tim
As of now it is down.. DO'H.
nice 404
Old Oct 14, 2005 | 12:53 AM
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Nah, that's the right way. Notice how his arm is oddly rolled under and he has the prisoners arm turned back over. He's not putting him in any pain so he'll cooperate but if need be all he has to do is bring his hand up right and he'll put tons of presure on the elbow. Then if he still won't cooperate break it with a downward thrust.

Also, there is a guy with a camera. He more than likely is covering the prisoners at gun point as this is SOP on EPW (enemy prisoner of war) apprehension tactics.
for everyone else SOP = standard operating procedure



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