I have a friend at the dmv that can help out with smog... $350.

 

hmm...that's one night of morongo....

 

for some...one night of morongo can mean a spec c motor.

 

the 5 g's your spending could go to the short block that already has the pistons avcs im tryin to get rid of it cuz i gots me a black sti mMmm.mmm

 

thanks for the offer again but my car is in norcal.

 

lets go on thurs any ucr people belong to any frat/sorority? im pledging for beta upsilon delta

 

oh hey, i know a BUD. his name is kiet. and i used to know a BUD lil sis. i forgot her name but she was pretty cute.

 

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uh oh pledge your in trouble




jk ill help you out with the alphabet if you need any help

 

wait lol... you're from which frat sigma pi? and i know my alphabet dammit :P alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega!!!!!! haha. oh and yeah I know kiet, both kiets. (they always hang out together) theyre cool guys

 

wait i didn't know there were 2 kiets. i know the one with the civic. heh. ask him if he remembers me, ian. from dance 5. lol. i see him every now and then on campus

 

Hahaha you must be joking

 

yeah our pledges lose 50 IQ points as soon as they put on the pledge pin

 

so you lost 100 points? 1 for each man boob... i cant believe that noob asked what frat youre in... good thing frat entry isnt based on intelligence!

 

pssst go check your math that would be 48

 

huh? for you they had to make special pins. 1 for sigma and another for pi. you have 2 pins total. you said

50 x 2 = 100. i think you may want to take another math class